Bay 12 Games Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

Show Posts

This section allows you to view all posts made by this member. Note that you can only see posts made in areas you currently have access to.

Messages - GreatWyrmGold

Pages: 1 ... 3048 3049 [3050] 3051 3052 ... 3706
45736
DF Gameplay Questions / Re: "Needs unengraved slab"
« on: October 10, 2012, 05:29:09 pm »
About the suiciding? Did they go melancholy? If so, we can help; if not, there's something else wrong. Where were they jumping off? The waterfall?

45737
DF Gameplay Questions / Re: Anvil Trap?
« on: October 10, 2012, 05:27:43 pm »
Can you modify the size of toys or instruments?

You might need to make it a tool...

45738
DF Gameplay Questions / Re: Do sea monsters reproduce?
« on: October 10, 2012, 05:26:00 pm »
Speaking of undead, they don't breed.

Oh, and make sure you embark on a biomic border between two "separate" evil ocean biomes.

45739
This isn't a place where we vote on what we want Toady to make top priority, it's where we chat about what DF 1.0.01 should be like.

45740
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: October 10, 2012, 05:10:35 pm »
Granted. They make an update that makes playing TF2 cost 5¢ per ten minutes playing, rounded up.

I wish that I was a real-life Mary Sue in a non-deconstruction work.

45741
Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« on: October 10, 2012, 05:04:38 pm »
Set course for Mars!!!
Having grown weary of orbiting a dust cloud where a mighty world once was, Deimos [4] starts to return to Mars. It'll take, I dunno, a year?

>RESPAWN AS ONE OF NEW SPECIES
Oh, right, I need to figure out what they are. [3] You spawn as a baby Willosaur.

Respawn as Peter Pan!
[1] You are Tinkerbell.

Remind GM ofthe conservation of matter. Even if its dust, it still has a gravitational pull.

USE GRAVITATIONAL FIELD TO LAUNCH ASTEROIDS AT MARS. AND MAYBE THE MOON, FOR GOOD MEASURE.
UH, FORM GIANT DUST MIDDLE FINGER AT DEMONS.
[6] You launch the Moon and some near-Earth asteroids at Mars; they'll get there around when Deimos does. However, due to the conservation of energy, or maybe it's Newton's 1st Law, you spiral into the sun. In your last moments, [3] you form a finger flipping the bird at demons too far to see it. Respawn?

Dammit.

Attempt to reboot terraforming. WITH GREAT GUSTO!
[1] This is why we can't have nice species. Specifically, you just started a mass extinction. The best-off species are the flat cats and Willosaurs.

ACTIVATE SELF DESTRUCT.
[2] No dice. The demons reprogram you to be evil and stuff, and you...well, check your status.

GM Turn:
The demons start to attack, but out of the Portal to the Planet of Infinite Kitchens bursts Dr. Manhattan King Kong, with his bagpipe and a giant stove. [3] He sets up a low-quality restaurant selling demonburgers and seven sinful sodas.

45742
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The League--A Superhero Roleplay
« on: October 10, 2012, 04:45:36 pm »
As Seer runs after Chopper, towards an old castle, a jeep drives out the front gate. It has an anti-aircraft gun and some sort heat ray on top; the latter gets fired. The dwarf on the forklift crashes and the ray hits a tree. What's Seer doing?

45743
Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Suffocate - Turn 5: Dead Monkey
« on: October 10, 2012, 04:35:32 pm »
Who do we still need an action from?

45744
Roll To Dodge / Re: Droids: A semi-cogmind inspired RTD (6/5)
« on: October 10, 2012, 04:35:00 pm »
Evaluating... Evaluating... Activating communications procedure D-X-930... Vocal override Jon Greland FU... Activating vocal synthesizer... Determining course of action...

Attempt to pierce hull!

45745
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You wake up in a white room
« on: October 10, 2012, 04:31:43 pm »
You'd think...

Anyways, have we tried opening the door?
Or searching the room?

I suggest we search the room and try to open the door.

45746
Roll To Dodge / Re: You are the villain--An RTD/Suggestion Type Game.
« on: October 10, 2012, 04:17:54 pm »
1. I mean, I could really use semi-frequent suggestions for this suggestion game.

2. [3v6] HR-10 is fired at the forklift, which swerves out of the way and crashes. It sets the tree it hit on fire. Oops.

45747
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: October 10, 2012, 04:09:44 pm »
Granted. They disband.

I wish this wish turned out well for me.

45748
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Feudalism Rethought
« on: October 10, 2012, 03:53:28 pm »
6000 is better but you realize you cant use them 6000 for anything?
You'd be better off putting say 5000 as housekeepers and picking roles for the rest rather then using a generic term.
Agreed.

Vonyx, Assuming you don't pull any of your current farmers out of farming, your food surplus is 15,000 units.

45749
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Interesting undead affect
« on: October 10, 2012, 07:06:35 am »
I once had a bug where the engraver liked the same thing he disliked, which meant he engraved rats or whatever it was all over the place which gave him bad thoughts.
Actually, dwarves normally engrave pictures of things they dislike. Maybe they're trying to get over it?

45750
DF Community Games & Stories / Re: The Pick and the Plump Helmet
« on: October 10, 2012, 07:02:38 am »
It depends on how you killed the yak.
Oh, and here's an idea: Draft a migrant or two each wave to be a miner, and have them dig a pit deep enough they won't be followed. Then make said dwarf dig to the main fortress.

Pages: 1 ... 3048 3049 [3050] 3051 3052 ... 3706