Set course for Mars!!!
Having grown weary of orbiting a dust cloud where a mighty world once was, Deimos [4] starts to return to Mars. It'll take, I dunno, a year?
>RESPAWN AS ONE OF NEW SPECIES
Oh, right, I need to figure out what they are. [3] You spawn as a baby Willosaur.
Respawn as Peter Pan!
[1] You are Tinkerbell.
Remind GM ofthe conservation of matter. Even if its dust, it still has a gravitational pull.
USE GRAVITATIONAL FIELD TO LAUNCH ASTEROIDS AT MARS. AND MAYBE THE MOON, FOR GOOD MEASURE.
UH, FORM GIANT DUST MIDDLE FINGER AT DEMONS.
[6] You launch the Moon and some near-Earth asteroids at Mars; they'll get there around when Deimos does. However, due to the conservation of energy, or maybe it's Newton's 1st Law, you spiral into the sun. In your last moments, [3] you form a finger flipping the bird at demons too far to see it. Respawn?
Dammit.
Attempt to reboot terraforming. WITH GREAT GUSTO!
[1] This is why we can't have nice species. Specifically, you just started a mass extinction. The best-off species are the flat cats and Willosaurs.
ACTIVATE SELF DESTRUCT.
[2] No dice. The demons reprogram you to be evil and stuff, and you...well, check your status.
GM Turn:
The demons start to attack, but out of the Portal to the Planet of Infinite Kitchens bursts Dr. Manhattan King Kong, with his bagpipe and a giant stove. [3] He sets up a low-quality restaurant selling demonburgers and seven sinful sodas.