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F, non of the above!  My intelligence and ignorance of social conventions! To a sane extent, of course.

Oh ok, thanks for the reply. So how many new recruits do you think I should get ever season, or year? I guess I should say what is a big enough army when you have 200 dwarves or so?

Every dwarf with nothing better to do should be trained in the arts of war and death. Every dwarf you can spare should be sent against the green-skinned foes.
Ideally, your walls of flesh, mail, and blades will be supplemented by stoney traps releasing cages and disks to capture and slay more enemies tirelessly, endlessly, as well as more complicated traps which can slay a regiment of goblins and their mounts, and probably any dwarves foolhardy or unlucky enough to get caught in the blast.
Above all, remember three words:
Losing. Is. Fun.

Try to remember any movies or creepypastas like this.

Slash through the mist!

Sounds like a plan!

SLOWLY CONVERT THE DEMON ENTERPRISE INTO THE NORMAL ENTERPRISE WITH GOOD INFLUENCE.

[1v5] You are transformed into an undead monster!

DAMNIT SPINAL, I ALMOST KILLED THEM ALL. I JUST WIPED OUT EARTH TO KILL THEM.

Fine, as the broken Shards of Earth, coalesce into a new planet, and start reforming.

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I cn now single handedly fuck over a entire continent, with untold possiblities for global damage.

[1] You grind the planet into finer dust...well, stellar dust which is just boulders and pebbles, but no planet for you!

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DO IT
ALSO CREATE THE FIRST EVER HYPER-CANE, A EXTREMELY LOW PRESSURE HURRICANE THAT CAN PERSIST FOR MONTHS AND IS SUPER HUGE. ITS REAL LOOK IT UP.

[6] Apocalypse How? Oh, about a P5. Respawn?

Respawning is for losers who aren't planets.

You're not a planet...

...YES.

Attempt to speed up terraforming effort.

[2] Nope, still gonna take several decades.

COURSE CORRECTION + ACCELERATION

[5] You crash into misko's corpse and plow onwards, into the sun. One action before immolation...

GM Turn:
The demons [3] rebuild most of their fleet and start flying for Mars.
The band decides they want better music and summons [6+1] the League of Evil Mutant Monsters and Musicians. Whoops...

Wait, wait, wait, wait. Stop.

What.
We went from posturing and raving about how immortal and powerful we are, and creepypasta, to talking about how hard it is to get girls.
We are nerds.

That is all. Carry on.

...This is news to you?

Okay, I think my plan fits that pretty well...