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Can I be dorfed as the first migrant to arrive? Please name him/her Nix and train my future dorf in wrestling and fighting, any useful combat skill. Pickfighting?
This is assuming any migrants arrive and survive.
I'll take the first migrant to survive. Name him/her GreatWyrm[some metal s/he likes]. I'll come up with a clever backstory and goal and stuff once I know more about him/her.You can have the second. Or maybe Nix and GreatWyrm will arrive at the same time.
...Can you give animals nicknames?No. Why?
Image seems broken.Bone-ring.
No.
Yeah, it kinda is. Look up the Dwarvish.
Ah, thanks.a costume that's basically a black super suit with white on the hands and feet. With the mask, maybe have white spots on my eyes and mouth
And this is where crossovers run into difficulty......Oh. Not the first time I've done that, though. Follow the dwarf and mechawoman.Catch and incapacitate the dwarf and woman. By all costs....They're heroes.
Dear Migrants,Go ahead, there's no potential loss!
Listen, I love you guys and all. But even with Dwarf Therapist it's a pain to manage you all and the fact that one of your recent waves brought with you thirty dwarves sometime within my second year is not working out for me.
I'm tempted to throw half of you useless pieces of shit into the military and be done with you already. Christ.
Catch and incapacitate the dwarf and woman. By all costs....They're heroes.
"What? I will make him pay if he's the comic relief for the villans. By the way, Sin, what happened here, exactly? I'm pretty sure the natural state of the city is not 'on fire'.""Yeah, you're correct. Ray--that's the supervillain I brought you all here to kill--she apparently wanted to smoke us out."
Tomcat notices the other heroes staring at him. "There's still a lot to do. If you aren't going to chase him you should help someone else instead of standing around."One of the heroes, a fairly young woman, stammers out something about what's happening to you. The dwarf hops back into the forklift and careens down the road after Chopper, followed by a military-bearing woman in an exosuit.
[4] Yellowstone is online. Demons evacuate the region.Whoops, missed you and Furtaka.Holy shit I am Earth, I mus use awesome power to do something amazing!Damned demons.[5] You are Earth. [1] Earth shifts farther from the sun, causing crops to fail.
Alright, type to go all pyrhic.
RESPAWN AS EARTH. ITSELF
SLAM SELF INTO SUNAccelerate[5] New ETA: About a year or two. Unless Earth moves out of its predicted orbit.
ACTIVATE YELLOWSTONE
ACCELERATE MORE[6] Whoops, now you're in an orbit which will intersect the sun's radius within a month.
Make some shit up about how the Enterprise secretly survived. THIS IS SO APPLICABLE![4] You make up a story which convinces a few conspiracy theorists among the demons, but not the GM.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bBD5yyT-s0
