Dammit, try respawning again. As a magma para-elemental.
[6] You respawn as the molten core of Mars. Wait, it doesn't have one.
DIE IS BEING RIDICULOUS
DENYING ME EXISTENCE
ANNIHILATE DICE, BECOME SENTIENT FUNGUS PERSON
[-1] My die has a negative one? Huh, never saw that before. It must not like you. Anyways, [4] you become a plump helmet man.
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Jesus?
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Interpreting that as "raptor-jesus"
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RETURN TO EARTH AND LEAD RESISTANCE TO FIGHT LEGIONS OF HELL.
[4] You are raptor-Jesus, whatever that is.
[4] What is wrong with this die? The invasion establishes a beachhead on Earth.
Let me explain how to find out
Also, thank you die.
CONSOLIDATE CONTROL OF NEARBY AREA
PURIFY NEAREST TEMPLE TO MAINTAIN CONTROL OF AREA.
[5] You establish control of the immediate county with the help of the Twelve Apatosaurs.
Posess the moon
[3] You possess Deimos, the nearest moon.
GM Turn:
The demons strike back! [5] They manage to kill seven of the twelve apatosaurs!
The band, unaware of the situation on Earth, [1] plays REALLY bad music on their crappy stage.