TRY TO ASCEND TO A HIGHER PLANE OF EXISTENCE, IF POSSIBLE, LAUGH AT THE IDIOTS UNDER ME!
[6] Congrats. No one on Mars is visible from your plane.
Type "Atomic Space Limpet" into the laptop.
[4] A limpet adapted for space which feeds off nuclear power appears! It latches onto a random starship.
NO!
Found the Bacon Seperatist Movement and establish self as charismatic leader.
[6] You found the Bacon Separatist Movement and it promptly grows beyond your control. Your powers are reduced until you are little more than a figurehead for a scheming politician.
I tell the labtop to give my body the ability to defy gravity
[1] Your buddy now divines brevity.
CONTINUE BOTHERING POELPE FOR MOAR POWAAA
[1] You bother people and get deleted. Despite being unconscious. Respawn?
Escape marshmellows, attack Khajiit.
[1] You escape the marshmallows, can't find the khajiit, and get crushed by the marshmallows. Respawn?
GM Turn:
Batxenomorph [1] tries to get his Bat-Xenobreather but grabs his Bat-Acid instead. This makes the various others he tries to help worse.
The band tries to summon an aquarium to put the Black Lagoon Monster Green Arrow trumpeter in so he doesn't anexphyxiate. [1] Whoops, that seems to be a fish fryer, but BLMGAT jumped in...
The mutant Gordon Ramsay [2] finds a two-armed space suit [5], modifies it for a third arm, and dons it.
Tree-san sits still.
Next turn, everyone will die of anyxfixiation if you don't have some way to not suffocate, unless you can repair the dome!