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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Its just one of those fortresses
« on: October 03, 2012, 06:44:36 am »
Well, the zombies might not notice you.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Trees, man.
« on: October 03, 2012, 06:43:22 am »
Well, in all seriousness, we know we can get trees to grow ITEMS, but not CREATURES.  That's important.  What I'd like to find out is if body parts count as ITEMS, as far as being created by a reaction (which is what growing fruits will be, essentially).

If you can get a tree that grows Badger Heads, Goblin Left Lower Arms and Moose Skins, Armok help you when the Necro comes to town!

The bones should be a trivial addition, however.  Which will make crafting really easy to stock up on.
As much as they can be made in reactions!

By which I mean, nothing treated as  a body part, including bones, can be made in reactions, so they probably won't be made by trees either.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Any quick way to find a Vampire?
« on: October 03, 2012, 06:38:54 am »
Flood the fortress and see who isn't drowning. Unflood it fast.
Release a zombie into the fortress and see who doesn't run.
Lock the food stockpiles and see who is still not thirsty when the first hauler dies of dehydration.

In short, use vampires' natural strengths against them.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Ways to minimize brat immigration?
« on: October 03, 2012, 06:36:14 am »
I just leave them in a normal dwarven fortress. Works every time.

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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Fort Idea: Dorfbrella Corporation HQ
« on: October 03, 2012, 06:31:57 am »
Has it been pointed out that a community fortress with this idea has started? And made progress?

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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Spencer Mansion Inspiration
« on: October 03, 2012, 06:29:48 am »
" As near as I can tell, bobbles infuriate them."

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The merfolk should be given AMPHIBIOUS instead. Makes more sense, less game-breakerey, and then they can move.

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DF General Discussion / Re: Get yer beards 'ere!
« on: October 03, 2012, 06:21:15 am »
Sweet.

So, here's a vaguely related question I've been pondering for a while: Would it be profitable and plausible for a company like ThinkGeek to produce Dwarf Fortress-related stuff and get permission from Toady to do so? And what kind of stuff would it be?

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Just to note, IRL many cultures had nobility that did nothing except make laws and such, and consume a disproportionate amount of resources. This was because the leader provided a nice central governing...whatever word I'm looking for. Heck, arguably modern-day America falls into this.

Urist McPolitician has mandated a subsidy for certain industries.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: You Are Bolo: A Suggestion Game
« on: October 03, 2012, 06:15:09 am »
Use  decent explosives.
Locate and identify life signs.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Wal-Mart Game
« on: October 03, 2012, 06:12:55 am »
Almost anything and a chainsaw.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Most Far Continent: You May Survive
« on: October 03, 2012, 06:11:15 am »
Try to indicate that death is likely if we go through the door.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Word association game: Ten thousand
« on: October 03, 2012, 06:09:45 am »
GnaB giB

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« on: October 03, 2012, 06:08:00 am »
May i remind you that I am the god of Life and Love, who can take the form of Steve(?), Arceus, OR Rambo, and I'm married to a Death Incarnate, who previously looked like the lich, but now looks like...Chuck Norris, I think. Our family pet is a Crocodile that looks like Mr. T, and I am the only one, besides the Golem, that can wield the Sword of Destiny.

I AM THE CONTROLLER OF LIFE, LOVE, AND HUMANITY.
HA! YOU CONTROL LIFE, BUT NOT SENTIENCE. I CONTROL HUMANITY, NAY, I AM HUMANITY. I AM THE SUM OF THEIR HATE, THEIR GRIEF, THEIR MALICE. I RULE ALL EARTH, AND AM A GOD INCARNATE. I AM A AVATAR OF MADNESS.

I AM THE END ALL BE ALL. I AM THE MIDDLE. I AM ALL OF HUMANITY. I AM A GOD. I LEAD THE ARMIES OF EARTH AND HELL THEMSELVES.
If you are a god of humanity, and also the arch-conservative, what does that make Democrats?
Aliens, obviously. WAIT NO LIZARD PEOPLE. Yeah, thats actually a thing you know? People think all major figure in history were lizard people.
What about kids of Republicans who grow up and decide to be Democrats?
Intermarriage. thats what obama is. Half human, half lizard man. They inject themselves obviously.
This may be the most insane argument I have participated in...
How about moderates, where do they fall? And what about Democratic children of two Republican parents?
Moderates are those who are infected, but have some resistance. Democratic children? They are accepted into the collective, and their anus is used to store eggs.
A moment ago, you said Democrats were lizard people and/or aliens...
You're talking to the god of humanity. Does humanity make sense?
Humanity at least tries to keep its story straight.

No it dosen't.
My stroy is Straaight. Why can't lizard people from space have collectives and lay eggs in anuses?
Democrats cannot be alien lizard people and humans who have eggs laid in them.

PREPARE WEDDING FOR DIRG AND LICHETTE IN MISKOPALIAN CHAPEL.

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