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Roll To Dodge / Re: You Are Bolo: A Suggestion Game
« on: October 02, 2012, 10:59:55 pm »
Attempt to locate fuel; if successful, refuel.

Approach life-signs.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« on: October 02, 2012, 10:58:46 pm »
May i remind you that I am the god of Life and Love, who can take the form of Steve(?), Arceus, OR Rambo, and I'm married to a Death Incarnate, who previously looked like the lich, but now looks like...Chuck Norris, I think. Our family pet is a Crocodile that looks like Mr. T, and I am the only one, besides the Golem, that can wield the Sword of Destiny.

I AM THE CONTROLLER OF LIFE, LOVE, AND HUMANITY.
HA! YOU CONTROL LIFE, BUT NOT SENTIENCE. I CONTROL HUMANITY, NAY, I AM HUMANITY. I AM THE SUM OF THEIR HATE, THEIR GRIEF, THEIR MALICE. I RULE ALL EARTH, AND AM A GOD INCARNATE. I AM A AVATAR OF MADNESS.

I AM THE END ALL BE ALL. I AM THE MIDDLE. I AM ALL OF HUMANITY. I AM A GOD. I LEAD THE ARMIES OF EARTH AND HELL THEMSELVES.
If you are a god of humanity, and also the arch-conservative, what does that make Democrats?
Aliens, obviously. WAIT NO LIZARD PEOPLE. Yeah, thats actually a thing you know? People think all major figure in history were lizard people.
What about kids of Republicans who grow up and decide to be Democrats?
Intermarriage. thats what obama is. Half human, half lizard man. They inject themselves obviously.
This may be the most insane argument I have participated in...
How about moderates, where do they fall? And what about Democratic children of two Republican parents?
Moderates are those who are infected, but have some resistance. Democratic children? They are accepted into the collective, and their anus is used to store eggs.
A moment ago, you said Democrats were lizard people and/or aliens...
You're talking to the god of humanity. Does humanity make sense?
Humanity at least tries to keep its story straight.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Word association game: Ten thousand
« on: October 02, 2012, 10:58:19 pm »
Nova

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are alone.
« on: October 02, 2012, 10:57:45 pm »
All of the other voices controlling me are pansies.

Realize the "voices" are computer programs, built in to give you guidance when the government needs you to do their dirty work.

Realize that this information is being given by those "voices," and therefore is untrustworthy.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« on: October 02, 2012, 10:56:48 pm »
May i remind you that I am the god of Life and Love, who can take the form of Steve(?), Arceus, OR Rambo, and I'm married to a Death Incarnate, who previously looked like the lich, but now looks like...Chuck Norris, I think. Our family pet is a Crocodile that looks like Mr. T, and I am the only one, besides the Golem, that can wield the Sword of Destiny.

I AM THE CONTROLLER OF LIFE, LOVE, AND HUMANITY.
HA! YOU CONTROL LIFE, BUT NOT SENTIENCE. I CONTROL HUMANITY, NAY, I AM HUMANITY. I AM THE SUM OF THEIR HATE, THEIR GRIEF, THEIR MALICE. I RULE ALL EARTH, AND AM A GOD INCARNATE. I AM A AVATAR OF MADNESS.

I AM THE END ALL BE ALL. I AM THE MIDDLE. I AM ALL OF HUMANITY. I AM A GOD. I LEAD THE ARMIES OF EARTH AND HELL THEMSELVES.
If you are a god of humanity, and also the arch-conservative, what does that make Democrats?
Aliens, obviously. WAIT NO LIZARD PEOPLE. Yeah, thats actually a thing you know? People think all major figure in history were lizard people.
What about kids of Republicans who grow up and decide to be Democrats?
Intermarriage. thats what obama is. Half human, half lizard man. They inject themselves obviously.
This may be the most insane argument I have participated in...
How about moderates, where do they fall? And what about Democratic children of two Republican parents?
Moderates are those who are infected, but have some resistance. Democratic children? They are accepted into the collective, and their anus is used to store eggs.
A moment ago, you said Democrats were lizard people and/or aliens...

46386
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« on: October 02, 2012, 10:49:39 pm »
May i remind you that I am the god of Life and Love, who can take the form of Steve(?), Arceus, OR Rambo, and I'm married to a Death Incarnate, who previously looked like the lich, but now looks like...Chuck Norris, I think. Our family pet is a Crocodile that looks like Mr. T, and I am the only one, besides the Golem, that can wield the Sword of Destiny.

I AM THE CONTROLLER OF LIFE, LOVE, AND HUMANITY.
HA! YOU CONTROL LIFE, BUT NOT SENTIENCE. I CONTROL HUMANITY, NAY, I AM HUMANITY. I AM THE SUM OF THEIR HATE, THEIR GRIEF, THEIR MALICE. I RULE ALL EARTH, AND AM A GOD INCARNATE. I AM A AVATAR OF MADNESS.

I AM THE END ALL BE ALL. I AM THE MIDDLE. I AM ALL OF HUMANITY. I AM A GOD. I LEAD THE ARMIES OF EARTH AND HELL THEMSELVES.
If you are a god of humanity, and also the arch-conservative, what does that make Democrats?
Aliens, obviously. WAIT NO LIZARD PEOPLE. Yeah, thats actually a thing you know? People think all major figure in history were lizard people.
What about kids of Republicans who grow up and decide to be Democrats?
Intermarriage. thats what obama is. Half human, half lizard man. They inject themselves obviously.
This may be the most insane argument I have participated in...
How about moderates, where do they fall? And what about Democratic children of two Republican parents?

46387
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« on: October 02, 2012, 10:40:59 pm »

46388
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« on: October 02, 2012, 10:40:39 pm »
May i remind you that I am the god of Life and Love, who can take the form of Steve(?), Arceus, OR Rambo, and I'm married to a Death Incarnate, who previously looked like the lich, but now looks like...Chuck Norris, I think. Our family pet is a Crocodile that looks like Mr. T, and I am the only one, besides the Golem, that can wield the Sword of Destiny.

I AM THE CONTROLLER OF LIFE, LOVE, AND HUMANITY.
HA! YOU CONTROL LIFE, BUT NOT SENTIENCE. I CONTROL HUMANITY, NAY, I AM HUMANITY. I AM THE SUM OF THEIR HATE, THEIR GRIEF, THEIR MALICE. I RULE ALL EARTH, AND AM A GOD INCARNATE. I AM A AVATAR OF MADNESS.

I AM THE END ALL BE ALL. I AM THE MIDDLE. I AM ALL OF HUMANITY. I AM A GOD. I LEAD THE ARMIES OF EARTH AND HELL THEMSELVES.
If you are a god of humanity, and also the arch-conservative, what does that make Democrats?
Aliens, obviously. WAIT NO LIZARD PEOPLE. Yeah, thats actually a thing you know? People think all major figure in history were lizard people.
What about kids of Republicans who grow up and decide to be Democrats?

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DF Suggestions / Re: A tag to make genetics less homogenous.
« on: October 02, 2012, 10:38:37 pm »
Again, not to those extremes.
It's better now than with some really big differences in each civ. In our modern, ethnically integrated world, it can be easy to forget that most of the world had very similar-looking people at any given area.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« on: October 02, 2012, 10:36:21 pm »
May i remind you that I am the god of Life and Love, who can take the form of Steve(?), Arceus, OR Rambo, and I'm married to a Death Incarnate, who previously looked like the lich, but now looks like...Chuck Norris, I think. Our family pet is a Crocodile that looks like Mr. T, and I am the only one, besides the Golem, that can wield the Sword of Destiny.

I AM THE CONTROLLER OF LIFE, LOVE, AND HUMANITY.
HA! YOU CONTROL LIFE, BUT NOT SENTIENCE. I CONTROL HUMANITY, NAY, I AM HUMANITY. I AM THE SUM OF THEIR HATE, THEIR GRIEF, THEIR MALICE. I RULE ALL EARTH, AND AM A GOD INCARNATE. I AM A AVATAR OF MADNESS.

I AM THE END ALL BE ALL. I AM THE MIDDLE. I AM ALL OF HUMANITY. I AM A GOD. I LEAD THE ARMIES OF EARTH AND HELL THEMSELVES.
If you are a god of humanity, and also the arch-conservative, what does that make Democrats?

46391
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« on: October 02, 2012, 10:34:28 pm »
UPGRADE UNKILLABILITY SO I AM ACTUALLY UNKILLABLE
PLEASE

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Word association game: Ten thousand
« on: October 02, 2012, 10:33:00 pm »
Honey nut Cheerios

46393
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The League--A Superhero Roleplay
« on: October 02, 2012, 10:32:37 pm »
Paranoid? Yes.

Justifiably? Probably.

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Weekly migrants? Only if your fort is way better than the adjacent one.

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DF Suggestions / Re: A tag to make genetics less homogenous.
« on: October 02, 2012, 10:31:13 pm »
Do we actually have genetics in-game? (to an extent, that is)
Newb here, in case you haven't noticed.

Yeah, entire civilizations tend to become of the same skin and hair color over time.

Granted, they have a tendency to do so IRL as well, but not to those extremes...
Granted, it might be justifiable as the populations of interbreeding individuals are smaller and more isolated, thanks to intervening territories of other races, but still...

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