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DF Suggestions / Re: Interspecies breeding
« on: September 30, 2012, 10:35:01 pm »
...Until cheating on a spouse is implemented.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a Suburban Supervillain
« on: September 30, 2012, 10:33:35 pm »
What would that be?
"Donate $1 and get an "I supported a supervillain!" sticker.
Donate $5 and get the sticker, plus I will scare one person of your choice.
Donate $25 and get all of the above, plus plans for a laser gun..."
"Donate $1 and get an "I supported a supervillain!" sticker.
Donate $5 and get the sticker, plus I will scare one person of your choice.
Donate $25 and get all of the above, plus plans for a laser gun..."
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU ALWAYS ROLL FIVE
« on: September 30, 2012, 10:30:59 pm »
ROLL A SIX.
BREAK REALITY.
NOTHING COULD GO WRONG WITH THIS PLAN.
BREAK REALITY.
NOTHING COULD GO WRONG WITH THIS PLAN.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a headcrab: A suggestion game - Fuzz So Da!
« on: September 30, 2012, 10:29:17 pm »AAAAAASounds like a plan!
Wave at him!
Be friendly!
NO EATING!
then see if we can make him trust us and bring us to a large grouping of people that we can theneatbefriendeat.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a Suburban Supervillain
« on: September 30, 2012, 10:28:34 pm »
Bob Mason sound good?
And uh...let me look up the real-world terrorist plans to make money. Wait, there aren't any.
Bucket, I get your desire for realism, but it kinda goes against the goal of being a supervillain.
That being said...how can we use out l337 haxxor skillz to pwn a bank and run off with the swag? Or, in English, use our computer programming skills to rob a bank?
And uh...let me look up the real-world terrorist plans to make money. Wait, there aren't any.
Bucket, I get your desire for realism, but it kinda goes against the goal of being a supervillain.
That being said...how can we use out l337 haxxor skillz to pwn a bank and run off with the swag? Or, in English, use our computer programming skills to rob a bank?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a Suburban Supervillain
« on: September 30, 2012, 10:06:07 pm »It's not noticeable if we do it right! And I don't hear any nice, profitable, villainous schemes from YOU...How about a major in computer programming?Too noticable. Baby steps.
Aaand...plan? How about some kind of virus that screws around with the IRS database, reducing my taxes to nil and increasing my tax refunds greatly?
Hey, I didn't suggest we crash every network-connected computer in the world and demand they hand over the Hope Diamond/Fort Knox/the presidency, did I?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are alone.
« on: September 30, 2012, 10:04:02 pm »Locate circled exhibit.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are a Suburban Supervillain
« on: September 30, 2012, 10:03:00 pm »
How about a major in computer programming?
Aaand...plan? How about some kind of virus that screws around with the IRS database, reducing my taxes to nil and increasing my tax refunds greatly?
Aaand...plan? How about some kind of virus that screws around with the IRS database, reducing my taxes to nil and increasing my tax refunds greatly?
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Silver Fortress Succession Game
« on: September 30, 2012, 09:59:35 pm »
Yep...why'd you buy the pick?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Escape the Laboratory: Turn 1 - "H- hello?"
« on: September 30, 2012, 09:59:03 pm »
Grab everything useful in the dormitory.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« on: September 30, 2012, 09:58:04 pm »Form seperatist group from the Romantics, bringing the number of factions to three.Four, there's the Reformed Miskopalian Church. Lead by yours truly.
Please join. We have an actual choir and a pope who can give people luck stones and a philosophy that doesn't require you to beat up people we don't agree with while still letting you kill in self-defense! How many religions can claim even half of that?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: PUPPY
« on: September 30, 2012, 09:55:35 pm »
Bark at cat with Greenstarfanatic...I mean Zula. Establish pack!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Down in the Pits - A Portal 2 RTD - Turn 4: "KILL IT! KILL IT WITH MY FOOT!"
« on: September 30, 2012, 09:53:57 pm »
"What does this thing do?"
Grab whatever fired the bullets out of the turret.
If not possible, replace the above with going up to the nearest adult and asking where a toy is.
Grab whatever fired the bullets out of the turret.
If not possible, replace the above with going up to the nearest adult and asking where a toy is.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: Silver Fortress Succession Game
« on: September 30, 2012, 09:51:53 pm »
...I missed that. Well, we've just got a single-tile staircase down and a bunch of designations I'll undo as soon as I get back to DF.
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DF Modding / Re: DF Synthetics - plastics industry mod v 0.31
« on: September 30, 2012, 09:50:04 pm »
No, if they're automatic you don't need to tell dwarves to go do them.