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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Suffocate - Turn 0: Please report suspicious activity
« on: September 30, 2012, 04:45:13 pm »
Locate map of air vents, so I can prepare for metroids escaping. I don't have anything better to do today...
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Roll To Dodge / Re: PUPPY
« on: September 30, 2012, 04:24:43 pm »NOI described the dog I had when I was a kid. My parents found him when I was a toddler and he was a puppy.
BOXER
ZULA
TAN
((This is, in fact, my dog.))
BEAKDOGBeak dogs are rainbow-colored.
BITEY
SCALY GREEN
(Yes? No?)
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« on: September 30, 2012, 04:23:05 pm »
I've been busy. And forgetful.
[4] You reach Earth and land in London, one of the few areas not conqured by demons. [1] You hijack the Japanese weapons to use against the Russians and Europeans. Wait, crap!
GM Turn:
The remaining xenomorphs convene a church council about how to increase their numbers. [2] They don't come up with anything.
Head to Japan. Lead WW3, using self as wmd.[3] You make it to Earth, but remember when you caused Tokugawa to cause Earth to be conquered by demons? Yeah...[1] Huh, WMDs destroy themselves and evidently don't affect demons. Ah well. Respawn?
Yes.Head to Japan. Lead WW3, using self as wmd.No!
Return to earth, and Prepare to Launch Pre-emptive strike on Japanese Alliance using Russo-European Aliiance.
Use NanoBot Swarm to construct massive Testing center for POWs and Super-weapons.
[4] You reach Earth and land in London, one of the few areas not conqured by demons. [1] You hijack the Japanese weapons to use against the Russians and Europeans. Wait, crap!
Wield the power of the Cosmic cello and the Batpiano to open a wormhole into time and space, find the remaining members of the orchestra.[4] You open up a wormhole to find a (polling crowd) zombified theremin-playing woman with a portal gun and long fall boots.
I try to access the other programs of the labtop to see if anything more useful in this situation is availiable.[5] You find a program that let's you give people superpowers and superweaknesses.
Call a medic the use a neon light on the cybermorphs[3] You call a medic. [3] It flashes a neon light at the cybermorphs. What was that supposed to accomplish?
Enter universe at the laptop. Type in 'Army of Khajiit armed with marshmallow guns'[3] You are a beetle inside the laptop. You can't type from inside the laptop.
GM Turn:
The remaining xenomorphs convene a church council about how to increase their numbers. [2] They don't come up with anything.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: You are the villain--An RTD/Suggestion Type Game.
« on: September 30, 2012, 04:01:11 pm »
Why did they hire you, again?
[5+1+1] You, Mirror, and HERACLES do a big epic battle, involving, among other things, Mirror exchanging postcognition for Sin's superhuman toughness, the HERACLES smashing the Sprint's lower body, and Psyghost causing the Fly to nauseate himself. You manage to strike a great victory when shooting Heart with HR-4. This leads to much lamenting, which leaves an opportunity for a pragmatic villain like yourself to finish off everyone except the Fly, who fled, and Sin, who is very, very tough.
Oh, look, the police have surrounded you with SWAT teams. And some nice people from the Armed Forces showed up!
Well, murderer, what do you do?
[5+1+1] You, Mirror, and HERACLES do a big epic battle, involving, among other things, Mirror exchanging postcognition for Sin's superhuman toughness, the HERACLES smashing the Sprint's lower body, and Psyghost causing the Fly to nauseate himself. You manage to strike a great victory when shooting Heart with HR-4. This leads to much lamenting, which leaves an opportunity for a pragmatic villain like yourself to finish off everyone except the Fly, who fled, and Sin, who is very, very tough.
Oh, look, the police have surrounded you with SWAT teams. And some nice people from the Armed Forces showed up!
Well, murderer, what do you do?
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DF Suggestions / Re: Let's Discuss: Multi-tile Trees
« on: September 30, 2012, 03:20:42 pm »
Trees affect on wind, though...
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You are alone.
« on: September 30, 2012, 03:19:24 pm »
RUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUNRUN!!!!!!!
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« on: September 30, 2012, 03:17:20 pm »Just get some extremofiles.Every survey and probe and robot has shown that there is no life on Mars bigger than a bacterium. Currently.
Another problem might be if it is ethical to deploy these lifeforms on Mars. We might be destroying an entire ecosystem. We might kill the first extraterrestial live we ever meet.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Feudalism Rethought
« on: September 30, 2012, 03:16:10 pm »You were lamenting your low population, and I pointed out that that was due to your own choice.Unless I'm mistaken, you only had a single city, not a whole fief.
You mean me?
Yes, i know.
I believe everyone has replied, so I'm going to assume everything is OK with everyone. I'll start the maps ASAP.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Suffocate - Space Station Destruction Game
« on: September 30, 2012, 03:06:38 pm »Sounds good.Name: Eric JonesThere isn't a geneticist job, but you can have unidentified alien technology. I'll start the first turn in about half an hour.
Job: Xenologist
Skills: Intuition, Care of Living Beings, Genetics
Inventory: Intranet-linked Cellphone, Jumpsuit, syringe, monkey bait, uh...stolen genetisist's ID card? Is that allowed? If not, what's something useful I can have from xenobiology?
Backstory: Eric was an average scientist before he tested a bomb that was slightly more powerful than intended, leading to a minor case of serious brain damage. He now thinks this space station will be like Moria, and wants to stop it from releasing demons to kill the rest of the galaxy.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: You are the villain--An RTD/Suggestion Type Game.
« on: September 30, 2012, 03:03:18 pm »
I don't know how that happened...
Mirror quickly copies flight, postcognition, danger sense, and random shapeshifting before heading in and promptly becoming [5] a T. rex. A flying, danger-sensing T. rex. Awesome.
The Patrol runs into your ambush. What do you do?
Mirror quickly copies flight, postcognition, danger sense, and random shapeshifting before heading in and promptly becoming [5] a T. rex. A flying, danger-sensing T. rex. Awesome.
The Patrol runs into your ambush. What do you do?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll To Suffocate - Space Station Destruction Game
« on: September 30, 2012, 02:35:43 pm »
That seems to be five!
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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: ROMANCE IS IN THE AIR
« on: September 30, 2012, 02:34:54 pm »
>Return to present with GLaDos, past lich, and anyone else I can grab.
>Try to convert people to the Reformed Miskopalian Church, which preaches a message of peace, love, ice cream, and killing undead stuff.
>Offer to marry lich and Dirg if they convert.
>Try to convert people to the Reformed Miskopalian Church, which preaches a message of peace, love, ice cream, and killing undead stuff.
>Offer to marry lich and Dirg
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You Are In Space
« on: September 30, 2012, 02:18:08 pm »Check the corpse for loot. Continue down the hallway cautiously.Pretty much this.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified *FULL* The True Power of ROCKS
« on: September 30, 2012, 02:14:33 pm »
Oh, okay.