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Roll To Dodge / Re: Mall Fight: RTD-ified *FULL* The True Power of ROCKS
« on: September 28, 2012, 03:11:31 pm »
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I HOPED THIS WAS AN UPDATE.
I HOPED THIS WAS AN UPDATE.
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Grot: That sword was for me! I gotta protect me against boge...wait, wha? Okay, if Gobbo makes sure I get protected from bogeymen he gets the sword.Datan, still drunk, will stop him from claiming the aforementioned sword, if it is ever made. He would then instruct our milk boy Udirkel to take that to the trader.
(ooc: seriously, if you want a gold weapon, at least make it a mace or hammer.)
If i can get a crappy pick, i will happily casually dig a bitHmm...Grot will treat this as a suggestion and make a macepick! After the sword and goblets, of course.
Well, hello guys. I believe I mentioned the Duchy of blahblahblah was mostly pastoral. Looks like I win.Goody.
I hope I am not too late!Nah, you're fine.
"Duchy of Chedel"
Noble House von Chedel
Leader: Duke Heinrich von Chedel
Territory: Castle Chedel, City of Zernburg
The city of Zernburg, is a large city with its population of "a lot"* and is surrounded by a large square wall and a lot of land, perfect for agriculture and horse breeding.
(Castle Chedel is in the middle of the city)
But it is not only a city of trade in the middle of the kingdom, it is also rather well defended by its two* legions of "Red-Shield Legionnaires" and the Chedel Heavy Cavalry, well trained knights in heavy armor.
Heinrich von Chedel is a man in his early twenties, he assumed power in the duchy after his fathers death in an hunting accident.
* Numbers are to be changed according to the general balance.
Noticing the dwarf coming towards him Lucius draws he's bow and fires an arrow into the dwarf's leg.
"Back up little man or this isnt going to end well for you
Darwuf, being ignored by Armok so many times, will saddle up to Lucius, and buy them both a pint, and talk. Remind the Cosmos that he deserves a reward for very dwarf-like behavior.[3] Darwuf heads up, but before he can buy a pint [6-1] an arrow buries itself in his leg. Ouch.
That's it. Darwuf is becoming a peace-loving hippy.
Why? Gold's real malleable, that makes for a horrible hammer. What we need is a sword.Grot: That sword was for me! I gotta protect me against boge...wait, wha? Okay, if Gobbo makes sure I get protected from bogeymen he gets the sword.Datan, still drunk, will stop him from claiming the aforementioned sword, if it is ever made. He would then instruct our milk boy Udirkel to take that to the trader.
(ooc: seriously, if you want a gold weapon, at least make it a mace or hammer.)
Nah, the thread is already dead. I created it out of nostalgia and was just trying to relive past glory by recreating something that was created spontaneously by the random postings of multiple forumgoers. I was not up to the task. Hopefully you'll do a better job than me.Wow, pressure. Okay.
You do that, Private...I'll get to work on faking some burn injuries. Anyone have some sulfuric ivy leaves handy?No, no we should say about wounded it's easy to check.Well now, I'm assuming Mr. PHD and me can find some kind of way to make someone look injured. I can also think of some people it might be a good idea to whack in the face.