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Nothing. Maybe deconstruct the bridge, but he's probably on break by now.

What would Urist do if he had to stop Robin Hood from crossing a bridge over what might charitably be called a stream?

Beat the shit out of the cops and the lawyer.

[6] You beat them, killing several. Great, now you're wanted for assault and murder, too.

Spawn as pyro
 all must burn

[6] You spawn as pyro. You know how everything needs to burn? It's starting with you.

Absorb mass to increase my size and form wings, take the computers and fly to Phobos or Deimos

[5] You are now mostly computer. [5] You fly to Phobos, causing another hole in the dome. My, they should make that out of something stronger.

Do the persona reference again.

[4] You succeed. Now the GM needs to look up Persona on TV tropes.

GM Turn:
The CSM [1] makes itself explode. Shame. Yelpir [4] evangelizes some more. The facehuggers kinda keel over. The chestbursters mature, creating four flat cat xenomorphs, three cybermorphs, and a Xenobatman, all believing in the radical Scientology. The facehuggers keel over.
Doomblade and TCM have chestbursters burst from their chests. [3-1, 4-1] TCM is hanging onto life, but Doomblade...well, respawn?
The lawyer [2] died in the assault.
The imp [3] flies to Phobos and exhausts itself.
The pimp clown [5] starts doing a funny rap for some reason. It's really distracting to everyone on the Martian surface.

Has procedural generated magic already been discussed?

In all forms from "any random crap" to "varied sorts of magic."

Ram knife up into the previous wound right up to the hilt with left hand and with my right draw an arrow and ram in into he's leg while rolling away from him.

Him, I did make Ger's death vague... and forget to update the OP...heck, one more round.

(Well if he is still alive, also Im assuming Lucius is still on the ground, if not make the head shot a crotch shot) "Die erlready!" Ger kicks the goblin in the face as hard as he can (or if he is not on the ground) "Git back down yer green scum!" Ger attemps to kick Lucius in the crotch

[6] Lucius rams his weapons into the wounds of the dying man, who [5-2] weakly kicks at him. Ger is quite solidly dead, and Lucius got his knife and arrow stuck in the lower body of his foe. It's a sort of final humiliation.

Darwuf will remove any forms of defense, and launch into a barrage! He cares not if he's a bloody mess afterwards, just kill EVERYONE!

Knee kick, try to break or bend it! Then, hadouken!

[3+2] Darwuf shouts loudly and charges the seven inches to his foe. [v6] Said foe dodges, running straight into a tree and dazing him until the end of the turn. Good thing there aren't any cliffs around, no? [5-1] kicks Darwuf in the knee, [2] but it firmly resists attempts to break it. [3-2] The dwarven hadouken fails, because Urist has not learned hadouken in his work as a cheesemaker.

The three and Armok watch.

((Work again. I swear. No one talks when I'm off, but when I head to work everyone starts talking.

That's the magic of time zones.
Someone else needs to get a police radio or something.

Apparently, someone is robbing a bank. The power there went out, but a bank teller managed to hit the panic button. It's probably some sort of supervillain, or else a crook with great timing. How will you approach this issue?

There are already 3 starting guys, GWG :

So there are...
I'd like to be on the waitlist.

Granted. You get attacked by vegetarians. Huh, elephants are vegetarians.

I wish my laptop AI followed Asimov's three laws of robotics to the spirit of the law.