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FLOOD THE DOME WITH A DEADLY NEUROTOXIN

What, you think I was going to give y'all cake?

No, i didn't. Turn them all INTO cake, maybe...
[4-1] You find a nauseating neurotoxin. Meh, do what you can.

>Seduce Spinal.

[1] You fail, and get punted by the dragon-powered future final boss. Ouch.

Become the inner self of some japanese kid.

[6] You become the inner self of a young Tokugawa, which sure pushes you on your path towards evil.

GM Turn:
Citizens die as chestbursters burst out of their chests, although this should have happened a while ago. There's a total of eight.
The facehuggers [1] try to facerape assorted machines. One guess how it turned out...
Yelpir [5v3] starts to convince the Cybernetic Spaghetti Monster that the true religion is Scientology. [6] The CSM is convinced it is the god of Scientology.
The lawyer [3] sues misko27. It ties him up in court.
The imp [3] decides to grab the computer, succeeds, and types in [2] "Pimp Clown." A pimp in a clown outfit appears.

Hey, Darwuf had an action already!

Darwuf will swear his eternal service to Armok, god of Blood, with the only request that he be strengthened, and given renewed vigor, so as to crush his enemies! Either way, barrage Urist with the hammer, crush him flat! Break his arms, mutilate his face!

Smash his skull to a pulp!

Darwuf grips the hammer, its head twice the size of a thumb and the handle just too long to fit in one fist, uttering a prayer to Armok. [3] Armok notes Darwuf's existence. [4+1v4] Darwuf smashes his fists, clutching the puny hematite and twig "hammer," tearing Urist's left ear. Urist responds [3v1] surprisingly well. Darwuf will take a -1 to all rolls until that skull wound heals...

Roll towards him on the floor and swing again straight up between hes leg's severing all the major blood vessels in the process

Stomp his face! (Yeah, femoral artery bleeds bleed out pretty fast)

Ger feels light-headed. Lucius [4v3-1] slices with his knife, cutting into the flesh. Ger, feeling his blood drain, [4-1v1] kicks, with Lucius stunning himself by rolling into it. [5] Ger's toughness carries him through; with luck he will live through the fight. He knows he has long enough to crush the goblin...

The four greet Armok and give him a good chair. A metaphorical chair, but a good one.

Nothing. He's already in the alcohol stockpile,  which is the only kind of food stockpile he wants to infest.

What would Urist do if everyone was turned into giant roaches?

I'm going to assume the Shadow won't be sticking around near such a "subtle" trap.

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Everyone flees, Sigurd grabs the Shadow and Mindmaster. Within seconds of you leaving, there is a big explosion in the warehouse, slightly enlarging the holes in the walls. You suspect it had something to do with the bomb.

Saying a game has 1970 graphics would be like us saying a game has 1930 graphics: Absurdly horrible.

Use money from record contract to buy lawyers
Attack scientologists with lawyers, their natural enemy.

[1] You hire lawyers, then realise you have no money. They call to the other lawyers. Uh oh...

MERGE WITH IZANAGI-NO-OKAMI.

[6] You take over the god. Holy crap, that's insanity-inducing!

Grab labtop. Create Emp

[3] An imp appears.

Grab Facehugger, throw it at someone.

You [6] grab a handful of Scientologist facehuggers and [6] hurl them at the other players.

REFORM BODY AND CRUSH YELRIP. WITH BARE HANDS.

[2] You reform your spiritual body. [1] Yelrip uses godling powers to grab you.

GM Turn:
The facehuggers [6] facerape everyone, including Doomblade and each other. Yelrip spits out the facehugger that tried to facerape her.
The recursive xenomorphs try to kill while they kill. [3] It's successful while it fails. Their target, the CSM, [6] smashes them and an important bit of machinery. Boom
The lawyers [3v3, 2-1] just pass a resolution to kill misko27, but they annoy the xenomorph agodling andall but one die.

No one is around, but Sigurd charges right past the box, causing it to beep.