Merge minds with Izanagi.
[2] You fail. The boring kind of fail.
Stop,
It's hammer time.
RESPAWN AS MC HAMMER, WITH REAL HAMMERS
BEAT THINGS WITH HAMMER
[3] You are Eminem Hammer, which is kinda freaky. [6] You have a massive pair of hammers made of M&Ms. You get buried under M&Ms.
Appear.
Suplex someone.
[5] You appear, hale and hearty. [6] You duplex everything. I don't know what that means, so let's assume it means "hug."
GM Turn:
The facehuggers start faceraping, which they should have rolled for last turn. [2,1,1,6,6] TCM, Spinal_Taper, and two facehuggers get faceraped. Three small Scientologist chestbursters grow into three recursive xenomorphs, who are of course Scientologists. Yelrip [6v5] annhilates Bavim with godling powers.
The CSM [5v3,3,4,2,4] grabs all existing players. The spaghettiborgs [6] fire missiles at the PCs, destroying themselves and [1,6,2,5,6] rendering Doomblade to a godly cyan mush. TCM and Furtaka dodge outside the dome. TCM starts to anaxphyxiate.
The lawyers file a motion to go home. [6v6] The debate goes on for hours.