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[5] A small scout plane flies over. [1] The heat-ray beam reflects off of a shiny part of the plane and hits the castle. That was your favorite tower, too...
You fill out the application. You decide on a codename.
[3] You catch the chicken but dent your leg. [6] You now have four chickens.

What's your heroic codename, and what will you do?

Heading to the warehouse?

Am I still alive? Eh, Who cares.

Become the Sandman, but with ash.
Blind everyone.

[3] You can't figure out which sandman you want to be, so you just turn into sand. [1] When trying to blind people, the life support sucks you up and filters you out. Respawn?

Quote from: Spinal_Taper on September 23, 2012, 10:32:24 pm

Prove my strength to my god with a series of tasks, then merge with him, forming the most powerful demigod to walk the earth.

You already embarrassed yourself, but [3] by slaying a dragon with your bucket, you mildly impress it. Sadly, it was an ambassador from Venus. Smooth.

GM Turn
Yelpir chokes. The facehuggers [2] fail to find anyone in the city. The infected people get chestbursted, creating two flat cat chestbursters, three cyborg chestbursters, and a Batchestburster, all Scientologists.
Bavim throws down the grease guns and merges into [1] a very small poodle.
The CSM decides to take Yelpir's schtick, [4] creating a cyborg spaghettihugger.
The possessed objects [1,5,4,6v6] manage to miss the lamppost. The car crashes.
The army of lawyers [5v1] manages to surge out of a sea of paperwork and [5+1] completely ruin Doomblade, who loses his job in a scandal over stealing ammo. He is now an unemployed god.

Nothing he can do, right now.

What would Urist do when dropped into a safe, secure bunker?

I think that having hunted animals always taste different from pastured animals would be, pardon the pun, gamey. A pasture-fed cow under stress like a wild one for whatever reason would taste pretty much like a real one.

D&D

Sure!