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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Eight Posted; Reclaim 1 Year 4... !!MAGMA!!ed.]
« on: September 23, 2012, 10:52:56 pm »
I move that we follow parliamentary procedure.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Max size embark that works?
« on: September 23, 2012, 10:50:51 pm »
If when unpaused, how many dwarves do you have? Seven? Raise the pop cap until you either run out of FPS or room in a 2x2 embark. Then make the same-sized embark, more sky, and the same popcap, and MAKE A CROWDED APARTMENT COMPLEX ABOVE GROUND BWAHAHAHA!
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: AMBUSH! ahh god one of thems a wearwolf
« on: September 23, 2012, 10:48:26 pm »I can't hear your voice. That would help.Because werehumans can't turn into sponges.I was speaking sarcastically. Was that not obvious? Dear lord, I need to speak with my sister before she decides to tell her teachers to do their own homework for once.
Actually, no, it wouldn't, I'd take you seriously anyway.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Eight Posted; Reclaim 1 Year 4... !!MAGMA!!ed.]
« on: September 23, 2012, 10:46:44 pm »
I move to amend the motion, adding the words "and that a dwarf named GreatWyrmEthanol II" be the fortress brewer out of the starting seven."
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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: Will a dragon breath fire at other goblins?
« on: September 23, 2012, 10:45:56 pm »
"Other" goblins?
What do you mean, "other?"
Normal dragons breathe fire at goblins, but normal dragons aren't goblins.
What do you mean, "other?"
Normal dragons breathe fire at goblins, but normal dragons aren't goblins.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« on: September 23, 2012, 10:35:05 pm »RESPAWN AS PLUMP HELMET MANYes I can. [1] You respawn as my little brother. [5] You type "Dome" before anyxphyxiating again. On the bright side, [5] aggiant, airtight dome appeared, and once life-support kicks in, we'll be in a bigger city than ever!
TYPE DOME
HA, CAN'T THINK OF ANYTHING STUPIDER THEN THAT CAN YOU?
SHOOT BAVIM WITH CROSSBOWS AFTER FILLING OUT THE PROPER PAPERWORK FOR AMMO.[6] You fill out paperwork and get so much ammo that you run out of time to shoot.
Show the ghosts how to posess objects and recruit them into my army![4] You teach several spirits how to possess objects. [1] They decide to kill you.
Geez, a third ninja.
Prove my strength to my god with a series of tasks, then merge with him, forming the most powerful demigod to walk the earth.[1] You manage to get your head stuck in a bucket. Some final boss you'll be...
GM TURN
The facehuggers [3] infect some random people who are respawning as flat cats, cyborgs, and Batman. They mostly die. Yelpir [3] uses her godling powers on Doomblade, who loses all of his bolts.
Bavim [4] makes more oxygen.
The cyborg spaghetti monster [2] fails a religious debate with some passing Scientologist facehuggers. His spaghettiborgs [1] accidentally destroy each other.
The possessed objects [5,2,1,4,4,6 vs 6] mostly miss furtuka, although one--a former car--runs him over. Another one collapses and bursts against the cyborg spaghetti monster.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: September 23, 2012, 10:19:17 pm »
Granted. You get banned and so do all of your future accounts.
I wish for cake that is safe to eat.
I wish for cake that is safe to eat.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Word association game: Ten thousand
« on: September 23, 2012, 10:17:25 pm »
Plane crash
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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« on: September 23, 2012, 10:12:46 pm »I seriously can't belive I dodn't think of this earlier.[1] You respawn as a Sunni singer, and promptly anexphyxiate.
TYPE DOME AS POLTERGEIST
RESPAWN AS CROSS BETWEEN BOB MARLEY AND SHIITE ASSASIN.
EDIT: Wait, I'm dead. Hmm.
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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: Getting my mechanics to load stonefalls with only certain types of stone?
« on: September 23, 2012, 09:57:00 pm »
That's because I thought he was trying to make heavy mechanisms.
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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: adventurer and fortress mode mix
« on: September 23, 2012, 09:56:25 pm »
You can retire in kobold caves. I did that once.
It was a dragonwrought kobold, from a mod. It...massacred my dwarves...
It was a dragonwrought kobold, from a mod. It...massacred my dwarves...
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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: Other towns??
« on: September 23, 2012, 09:54:47 pm »
You can reclaim fallen fortresses or use a tool like Just Embark.
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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: Is iron worth it?
« on: September 23, 2012, 09:53:41 pm »Magma reduces need for charcoal. So does coal.
I just wish I Could find coal around. Seems to be nowhere. I've taken to dropping an exploratory shaft in the first year to pierce the magma sea and hopefully as few caverns on the way as possible.
Well, good luck.
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Eight Posted; Reclaim 1 Year 4... !!MAGMA!!ed.]
« on: September 23, 2012, 09:52:39 pm »I move that the OP contain a TV Tropes link to our fine fortress!I bet that has nothing to do with the fact that you wrote it, did it?
I second the motion regardless.
I started and wrote...maybe half of it.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Note to Urist--In which you express your frustration to your dwarves
« on: September 23, 2012, 09:52:08 pm »
Dear Lolfail0009,
Yes. Now it can't bite me. Hah!
Yes. Now it can't bite me. Hah!