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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: AMBUSH! ahh god one of thems a wearwolf
« on: September 23, 2012, 09:49:15 pm »
Because werehumans can't turn into sponges.
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It's official: Quantum physics are insane.In the assumption that quantum superposition is a phase that lasts until the effects are observed. Variations of the double-slit experiment have shown that simply creating the possibility of observation is enough to collapse superposition. Even if that observation would be after the fact.What about when the quantum-level effects of a handful of atoms affected the macroscopic world, most crudely via computers doing something if sensors they are hooked up to detect something? Which is pretty much what Schrodinger's Cat is...They only do so in a statistical sense. That's the big flaw in the quantum-cat scenario.And even if I accept your premise, what about when the effects of quantum thingies affect the macroscopic world, a la the exact thought experiment we were talking about?But my bloodstream isn't big enough, that's the point. Quantum effects don't scale up to our everyday, classical-mechanics scale. And we should be thankful for that. 9 out 10 times, the answer to "what would happen if X did scale up like that?" is "the universe as we know it wouldn't exist".If your bloodstream was big enough, it wouldn't matter. Besides, the analogy is faulty--a better analogy might be comparing what happens if some weird quantum effect happens to an electron and asking why that couldn't happen to or affect a person.[snipped]Issues of scale. For example: I have no issues with individual atoms, or even small compounds, entering my bloodstream. I would not, however, like to find out what happens if an entire cat made it's way in there.
The general idea is sound. Why should individual atoms work differently than whole scads of atoms?
Take out the cat, and after an hour the flask is half shattered and half unshattered, because no one has observed the atom's decay or any of its effects. Is this essentially correct, and if not where does the flaw in my reasoning lie?
TYPE BAT MOBILE[1] You can't find the Batmobile's keys. Smooth. You have everything from kryptonite to the Koran in that utility belt, and you don't even have keys?
USE BATMOBILES BACON GUN ATTACHMENT TO SHOOT BACON AT FACEHUGGERS.
ASK MARS FOR MOAR AMMO. THEN, DESTOY THE XENOMORPH PERSON.[1] Mars reprimands you for not filling out proper paperwork and demotes you to God of Crossbows.
TYPE IN DOME MECHANIC KIT[3] You get a dime mechanic kit. [1] You destroy the dome.
FIX DOME
Posess android[5] The androids were assimilated, so you possess a bunch of scrap and make a scrap golem.
RESPAWN AS GOD OF GUNS. FIX DOME.[6] You respawn as the God of Guns! Your boss is the local god, Mars. [5] You destroy what's left of the dome. You're a god of guns, how do guns fix things?
"Victor asks , were would Daren be? ""Daren is...probably in his dorm."
Put armor and coat back on then look for a way to sneak in
A barricade in the goddamn metro. They're serious. It's getting closer to noon, I can't get through that barricade, they'll recognize me. I'll have to try somewhere else.[5, 1] Eric hides his pistol but manages to get lost when wandering around the edge of the barricades. Well done. You appear to be somewhere around the Museum Campus.
Eric Romani: Find nearest exit, head towards city limits. Keep that gun concealed this time.
Phillip tries to chat with nearby officers, about any of the following subjects they're willing to talk about:Side from a few people who were coming out of a nearby building, nothing of note occurs. This gives Phillip a chance to converse among his peers. They all heard that the whole campus is supposed to be infected. The quarantined area is a few blocks around the campus, and the inner quarantine is supposed to be held until quarter after. None of them know what the symptoms are--they've heard everything from instantaneous blood clotting to massive rotten areas to zombies. No one knows what's going on, and that scares everybody. Thank God the cops are getting airlifted after the quarantine over all of Chicago starts.
Size of quarantined area, just the college?
Heard rumors about what's going on?
Seen any of the sick?
NO.
Jessica grabs a box of Granola bars and walks with her mother, following the trail of cars. Maybe they'll find the owners...
And don't start telling people to give actions after less than half a day. RTDs don't have to move this fast.
"Jess"Jess grabs the bag full of her most important things, including her laptop and an old, fond stuffed rabbit that she's had forever. Climbing up on a car, Jessica can see some activity a mile or so ahead. She and her mother head up that way. Jess starts coughing.
Grab the things from the car, climb on top of a van or something and try to see over the cars.
Robert:"I suppose..." The cop is distracted by another guy, wearing some sort of padded foam armor and carrying a wooden sword followed by a couple of girls. While the cop is letting them in, you consider climbing up the barrier before realizing you are on the outside of the quarantine. You are driven to the hospital, a place full of dying people. You chat with the girls.
"What's the alternative, Dying in the streets?"
Try and get up onto the barricade, again.
RISE FROM THE DEAD AS GOD OF THE FORGE.[2] You do not respawn.
RESPAWN AS BATMAN, BATMAN CAN BREATHE IN SPACE[4] You respawn as Batman. [3] You rebuild a dome. It is not pressurized or entirely airtight.
REBUILD SPHERE WITH AIR
Detach spirit from body via pure force of will[5] Wow, the one guy who could have survived discorporated himself.
We need a hero. The hero we choose is Izanaki, the god of the sky. I merge wth him.[4] You merge with Izanaki, who promptly [4+3v3] kicks you out of himself, stripping you of your power. So much for virgin sacrifice.
[6] You fight the army of spaghettiborgs, the forming xenomorph queen, and the demigod army of frying pugs. Guess how well it turns out? You are too obliterated to make money.We need a hero. The hero we choose is Izanaki, the god of the sky. I merge wth him.Battle the stuff I made and I'll make more money.
Swap bodies with one of the cyborgsTechnically, they're androids, and [2] your lack of fingers catches up to you.
SHOOT BAVIM AND THE EXENOMOPRH QUEEN WITH TANK.It's supposed to be xenomorph queen...it is...