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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« on: September 23, 2012, 11:11:36 am »
Claw my way out of the rubble with the skill of a Star Nosed Mole!
[2] You fail to develop star-shaped mole skills.

MAKE WELDING GLOVES.
[5-1] Despite not having vaguely adequate materials, you make gloves which can be used to weld.

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Drop to one knee and aim a single arrow carefully for he's head.
"Its time to go night night little human this wont hurt a bit ...... for me anyway."
Ditch sword and charge the miserable goblin!
Lucius [2-1+1v6] completely misses Ger's head as the latter dodges away, into the tree. Ger does not like the tree right now, and [4v4+1] narrowly misses Lucius on the charge. Oh, and Ger discovered that those arrows weren't so good to ignore, they really hurt now...

Grab weapon. Nail Darwuf to the ground.
Darwuf will cry out, "Stop! I really don't mean to fight, my dear friend! I'm just looking for my booze-puppy!" If this assailant continues the assault, Darwuf will use his BEARD POWERS to forge a magical hammer our of the energies of...Uh...iron ore.
[5, 4] Urist finds a smithing hammer with Darwuf's stuff and grabs it, [5v3]  smashes Darwuf's right arm. Darwuf cries out at Urist, [1] giving Urist a renewed vigour to fight [+1 on rolls for a turn]. Darwuf [6] forges a magical hammer out of three hematite pebbles and a twig, but it's not a big hammer, and now Darwuf is exhausted.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: SOURCE OF MY GREAT SHAME.
« on: September 23, 2012, 10:55:52 am »
>Access magical powers
>Locate the part of GLaDOS that makes her evil/insane
>Destroy it

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« on: September 23, 2012, 10:53:10 am »
You skipped my bacon-covered bacon. :c
Technically, I didn't notice it.
[6] You repeat "covered bacon" enough that in becomes Baconception, bacon which turns any flesh it is in contact with into bacon.

((Why would a five make the bull push rubble ONTO him?))

TYPE IN...

...:-)

(YES, THE SMILEY.)
(The 5 let the bull push the rubble; the 6 is why it's on him.)
[4] You type it in. A big yellow sphere with a black ;) on it appears.

EXPLODE OUT OF THE RUBBLE WITH THE FORCE OF A THOUSAND SUNS
[3] You make a small explosion, but due to the explosion you can't get out before the rubble lands on you again.

Jester uses his eldritch powers to create a gaming desktop from hell!
How'd I miss two actions?
[3] You summon a desktop computer from Hell. Why?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The League--A Superhero Roleplay
« on: September 23, 2012, 10:35:23 am »
When it's stuff the other heroes wouldn't know, it's your discretion. Post or PM, it doesn't matter to me.

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Sweet. Save or seed, please?

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DF Gameplay Questions / Re: Vampires ... ya know I hate 'em!
« on: September 23, 2012, 10:29:55 am »
Drop rocks on him. Have him drop mechanisms out.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Salvation : A Spaceship suggestion game
« on: September 23, 2012, 10:25:25 am »
We did. It won't forget us.
Doesn't matter. Maybe it'll think that our ship was only dumped recently and still shows signs of life from time to time. Or maybe it got activated by the drone's presence.
The programmer would be an idiot not to program it to check us put anyways.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Survive the End
« on: September 23, 2012, 10:23:28 am »
Take some nonperishable food, freeze-dried or something light like that if they have it and can if they don't, run out, and find some defensible building to hole up in.
(Bowie)

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« on: September 23, 2012, 10:19:28 am »
Type in Bulldozer. Hit Create

Use Bulldozer to clear rubble
[2] You type "Bull dixer." The laptop freezes, before you hear a southern moo from a Dixie bull from the rubble. [6] You spur the bull into action, [5] and it clears some of the rubble onto you.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Salvation : A Spaceship suggestion game
« on: September 23, 2012, 09:53:29 am »
Shift all power to lasers! Let's attempt to slice the thing in half. If the lasers are pulse based however then we should aim for the targeting cameras, that way we can move in and cut the thing apart or power it down and possibly use it later.

I win. Told you we should have powered up lasers in the first place!

...That's one way to disable the drone...

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I'd be content with just the following:
(1) Wooden blocks become "planks", logs can be cut into maybe four of them. Planks could be used for building constructions, but you'd still need raw logs for axles and maybe at least one log for waterwheels and windmills.
(2) Any wooden item could be burned for charcoal, if designated for burning -  similar to designating metal items for melting, in fact it could be the exact same thing, just renamed "melt/burn". Logs would give 4 charcoal when burned, if logs provide 4 planks, otherwise they'd stay the same.

The main reason I feel this wouldn't be enough is that we'll now have multi-tile trees of vastly different size, shape and thickness to cut down and process, and to just simplify all that into some standardized log feels really weird. A larger and many tiles thicker tree would obviously give much thicker logs than a small tree, rendering the old use of the word log moot. All this could of course be solved rather easily by just using a different name for it, such as timber or simply wood, and have logs give different amount of useable timber/wood depending on their thickness and length. (I'm not a native english speaker so if there are better words to use for this please chime in ^^)

A lot of the tree would also be too thin and weak to use for any carpentry, but still work just fine for burning (branches, roots etc).
You could just have the thicker trunks give multiple logs. That would make managing different amounts of wood easier, but still allow for differences in yield.
Maybe something like how mining works?

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Word association game: Ten thousand
« on: September 23, 2012, 09:31:17 am »
Out

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rate the avatar of the person above you!
« on: September 23, 2012, 09:30:53 am »
Am I missing something or is it just a D? D+
It represents a dragon.

You can tell I haven't played DF in a while. In that case, 9.8/10
It's a gold dragon. I'm a great wyrm gold dragon. Also, i out of x, because I feel like using mathematical stuff that doesn't make sense.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Salvation : A Spaceship suggestion game
« on: September 23, 2012, 09:29:34 am »
We did. It won't forget us.

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