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Roll To Dodge / Re: The Art of Minimalism: A maybe-minimalist RTD
« on: September 22, 2012, 10:31:36 pm »Type in Power Surge into the labtop. Click Create[4] You do. The lights everywhere go brighter.
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Type in Power Surge into the labtop. Click Create[4] You do. The lights everywhere go brighter.
Plug your labtop into the generator's control panel thingy or the equivalent[3] You get the laptop, run to NRDL, and plug in the laptop. The laptop is no longer in the room, but you notice that the big screen is still showing what the laptop is doing like it was before I remembered to mention it.
GRAB LAPTOP FROM GREENSTAR, TYPE IN "FLUFFY WAMBLER". CLICK CREATE.[4v3] You grab the laptop. [6] You type in fluffy wambler twice and hit create three times. The program attempts to comprehend a "giant purple hippopotamus fluffy wambler fluffy wambler," then [4] creates three horse-sized things like animate teddy hippos.
Find a generator.[5] You find a functioning generator.
ASGADVMGHGD CLICK CREATE BEFORE THE LAPTOP GETS TAKEN AWAY![3v4] You fail.
Use Unholy strength to punch through walls.[4] You punch a hole in the wall.
Seer, bored with dance failing, goes in search of entertainment. By that I mean other members of the team.You find Tomcat, who has finished interrogating the Light.
SACRIFICE VIRGINS. OBTAIN UNHOLY STRENGTH.[4] You find and sacrifice virgins. [5] You obtain unholy strength. You are now a goth guy with a jester suit and strong unholy powers.
Snatch up Laptop and type in 'Giant Purple Hippopotamus' in the box.I really have only vague ideas of what a minimalist RTD is. I decided I'd let all your madness get locked into a room and see what happened.
((This is really less of a Minimalistic RTD, than a Scribblenauts RTD.))
CONSUME STOOL[2] You shove the stool into your face. The stool and the dice must have an alliance.
PUNCH LARGE SCREEN WITH FACE.Oh, right, three things. [5] Despite all logic, you punch the large screen with your face. It hurts.
Well, what did you expect?That the second object in the room would be the second object you tried at the latest.
Use laptop using toes.
LETS DO THIS. USE THE POWERS OF CROSS-OVER TO BECOME THE JESTER LICH.[3] You become a goth guy with a jester outfit and vaguely sinister powers. You'll be the next game's final boss.
[1] You scream "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeees..."LETS DO THIS. USE THE POWERS OF CROSS-OVER TO BECOME THE JESTER LICH.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Bite the stool.[2] You miss the stool.