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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Gladiate--Fantasy RTD Tournament! Round 1...Fight!
« on: September 19, 2012, 07:05:15 am »
Ger can take a turn.
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Rotting dwarves' eyes out is a better idea than it sounds, actually.Downside: Your dwarves are afraid of your moat. Get their eyes rotted first.or just add a lip to the moat...
Lol man how is that going to work for whoever survives for the next round? XDI'll figure something out to get the winner up to the same level as his opponent.
Didn't even notice that myself and my character is the one with impending face eatage xD. Seriously I'm suprised Ger is still alive xDThey make 'em tough for the arena. Again, rolls to not bleed out next turn.
If multi tile creatures ever get implemented...While that sounds awesome, what do you do when your fort decays?
"The first thing my dwarves did to make the fort was find a beached giant sperm whale."
"And the second thing?"
"There was no second thing. The corpse IS the fort."
Also, it has little hammers and anvils instead of pots or pans.I sort of imagine them to be something akin to the Easy-Bake Oven that I totally didn't used to love when I was little.Meanwhile, I imagine dorf-made mini-forges can actually set things on fire ifThese. A easybake oven, but without any safety precautions. And I mean ANY saftey precautions.mishandledplayed by elves.
He'll still probably need to go with steel a third of te way through. it takes alot of resources to makea few breast plates from the stuff.All the more reason not to waste candy on robes.
I thought the homeless people screwed up an I built the temple, which has an incinerator that I plan to use on various spheres. Also, I'm a gold dragon who has somehow been immolated a few times.So... Half of everything is now nothing, the source of magic is in the center of our galaxy, and also has been corrupted by a lich, we had/have a giant sarlacc floating around somewhere in space, I've been King Arthur, Cthulhu and now I'm the entire swarm of Tyranids. We had an ice cream devil, a pineapple golem is just kind of sitting around watching us fight his boss, and our most major victory against the bad guy was mildly annoying him or possibly cutting him up a bit.Hey, I also just annoyed a all-powerful being enough to anhillate half of reality, am Currently a God of Music-fire with huge numbers of followers, mostly children rebeling against their parents, and my mortal son just traveled across the entire galaxy To steal the orb of frost. I also have a awesome temple built by homeless people with a patented cheese lich-blaster, and a grudge against that Pineapple golem.
Everything is going swimmingly then.