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Messages - GreatWyrmGold

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47776
You eat the marshmallows. There are a lot. You need to take lots of breaks, and end up morbidly obese and with a stomachache,

You are attacked bbhy a marmalon horde, what do you do?

47777
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Feudalism Redux
« on: September 17, 2012, 10:37:44 pm »
Not-crappy is fine. Mysterious is good. Intimidating is also good.

47778
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: September 17, 2012, 10:37:03 pm »
It's unrequited. And I don't mind vegan burgers, so HAH!

I wish for the ability to control the outcome of dice I roll.

47779
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Feudalism Redux
« on: September 17, 2012, 10:35:54 pm »
If shit's going to be so large, I would vote for a increase in map size... Or a bit of a decrease sizes of future drawings. With shit that big only a few more people are even going to be able to fit.
I just made my domain the size of the castle.

I probably should have added as a rule that you shouldn't fill in big areas of the map with features that you don't plan to do anything with. It's okay to leave things blank, since that where other people will put stuff. Also, I'd prefer if we kept more of an MS Paint aesthetic. Even if you're not the best artist, things should at least look somewhat similar.
Oops. Could someone pretty up my little red most-of-a-circle to look more like a city of stone on a dormant volcano?

47780
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: An adventurer is You!
« on: September 17, 2012, 10:34:06 pm »
You swear. You knock out several elves with your iron poker, but when they start to surround you you start to lose.

You wake up in a small cell. There is a plate of food in one corner, a pitcher of water near it, a bucket in the opposite corner, a bed in a third corner, and a barred door towards the fourth. Your clothes and gear have been removed; you are naked, but looking under your bed, you see some old but functional elvish clothes.

I'll write up more, but it's too late right now...

47781
Head for the cover of the trees. Shoot down anybody who dares to move towards me.

I added a name sorry my bad.

name is lucian.
Lucian [1] runs into a tree. He [6] manages to shoot some of the goblins who approach, but also a kind bear who was about to help you out. The bear and a total of three goblins are dead. Eight more, armed with maces and hammers of all sorts and armored in a random array of human, elven, dwarven, and goblin armor, approach.

The five wait for the merchants to finish their fight.

47782
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Feudalism Redux
« on: September 17, 2012, 10:27:29 pm »
Him, you're right. Call it...The Isle of Fire. The city, Redcliffs, was founded on a mostly-extinct volcano. It won't erupt without magic or miracles, but just to be safe all buildings are made out of basalt.

47783
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: September 17, 2012, 10:25:37 pm »
Your intellect is enhanced to the point where your brain has to overwrite itself to remember everything. You literally forget how to breathe.

I wish for a hamburger that will not harm me.

47784
You join the horde.

...Let's vary it a bit.
You are being attacked by a marshmallow horde, what do you do?

47785
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Corrupt a wish!
« on: September 17, 2012, 10:22:55 pm »
Granted. Good thing, I'm kinda hungry.

I wish I was NOT an Oscar Meyer weiner,

47786
I'll take a migrant. I think I mentioned this a while back, but a crazy, talented metalsmith is what I want.

47787
DF General Discussion / Re: Mobile Games Similar to DF
« on: September 17, 2012, 10:17:24 pm »
Including mine.

47788
Draw my bow and tell him that he's just made he's first and last mistake then aim for he's stomach and fire multiple arrows at him while steadily moving backwards away from my target.
You...whatever your name is...[5 v 1] shoot the greenskin. It tries to fall to the ground, but gets its head in the way of an arrow.
There is a pause. You hear another goblin voice shout, "Charge!"

The six watch the sideshow, vaguely aware of one drifting away to make them five.

47789
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: What do you do with a captured necromancer?
« on: September 17, 2012, 10:11:48 pm »
What do you do with a Necromancer, earl-eye in the mornin'
Say hey, and up the dead rise
Say hey, and up the dead rise
Say hey, and up the dead rise
Earl-eye in the mornin'

The title was inspiring :D
I thought the same thing...

47790
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: The Most dangerous creatures?
« on: September 17, 2012, 10:10:09 pm »
Dwarves can kill any- and everything.
Especially themselves.

For a vanilla game, I'd say a flying steel titan with max cloud size, instant lung paralysis syndrome deadly dust would be the worst.

Full-body bleeding syndromes kill faster than the lung paralysis syndromes.

Why not both? Plus necrosis of nervous tissue?

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