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DF General Discussion / Re: Just noticed an interesting reference...
« on: September 16, 2012, 12:50:11 pm »
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"WHY WON'T YOU JUST DIE?!"
STABBY STABBY STAB MCSTABBY STAB.
In other words, STAB HIM. WITH BOTH WEAPONS.
Grab his balls, throw him to the ground too.Barloff gets real angry and shouts at Urist, [5, 3-2] smashing his bottle and railing bit into Urist's face. Urist [6-2] gets shocked out of his stupor and grabs [5] at Barloff, who dodges. Urist's martial trance kicks in, [1] but Barloff collapses from exhaustion and injury.
Magma optional for now. Maybe if we can get an FB...or two...could we breed FBs?Dwarfiness in roofing the whole courtyard. And why would we make a puny trench when we could make a huge, steep moat?With magma.
Deliver a punch to the face, then grab him by his leg, throwing him into a wall/on a table
Deliver a STAB to the face, then grab him by his ARM, throwing him into THE FLOOR[5+1] Urist punches [4] Barloff in the face, dazing him. Barloff reels, and [1+1, 3-1, 2+1] after avoiding a clumsy grab, stabs Urist in the face twice. Barloff [5-1] grabs Urist's arm and [4-1] throws him to the floor. Urist's adrenaline rush wears off, [6] but thanks in part to his trance he'll recover from the crash after a turn. In the meantime, he's got -2 for a turn. Barloff [6] gets his own adrenrush.
THIS IS NOW MAD LIBS.