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Quote from: Sprin on September 15, 2012, 11:53:39 am

Since when did that stop anyone on bay12.

It isn't stopping us now, but in comparison to other places, our forum is pretty obscure.  When we are in the spotlight, we will have to keep up appearances in order to divert suspicion away from us.

We need to get serious once w run stuff that matters outside our social circle.

People mighhyt not notice a spacecraft taking off from an uninhabited area like Alaska or the Sahara, but governments would...

By the way, I told Jack we'd go on without him if he didn't post.

Drink, then smash the mug into Barloff's face, then kick him in the crotch

Flip a table at Urist and run up the nearest set of stairs, if there are any.

Urist drinks, then [6] smashes his mug into Barloff's face, smashing his hardy dwarven nose and causing Urist to go off-balance and stumble into the barmaid, who had just gotten off of him. Despite the flailing, Urist [1-1] tries to kick Barloff's crotch, but ends up getting tangled up with the barmaid and two off-duty militiadwarves. Barloff takes the chance to [5] flip the nearest table over at Urist, who [5-2] manages to avoid getting more than bonked in the head and covered in beer and plump helmet stew. Barloff runs up into the inn part of the tavern, [1] crashing into the mayor and a pretty young dwarf. Meanwhile, the bar brawl is in full swing for those not tangled up with Urist; the barkeep is calling for the militia and trying to find his old training sword from his earliest days in the militia.

The seven are pleased at the chaos but hope that the two dwarves start fighting each other again.

The real queston is why not?

It's a waste of resources.

Quote from: miauw62 on September 15, 2012, 09:21:35 am

And i criminals will probably get a list of choices for how to die.

Lists of ways to die are for the crimes in the scale of treason, assassination of fellow forumite, corruption, etc.
Other crimes will be handled by my division of the governmental body.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 15, 2012, 07:21:19 am

Quote from: TopHat on September 15, 2012, 07:06:31 am

1. Sorry, I'd prefer a Latin motto for MADPLANS if possible
2. I thought we were going to hold a coup, not a war. We don't have the manpower, and our current funds will only extend to a plane ticket or two.
3. As far as I'm concerned, minting our own coins comes alongside dress uniforms and other luxuries. I.E not yet.

2. Coup, war, either way. I'd consider slowly eroding the current leader's control over himself with Brainfreez and giving him advice.
3. That was an idea for the US government.

2) That is probably the best idea to start the invasion plans with.

Quote from: GoombaGeek on September 14, 2012, 09:52:43 pm

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 14, 2012, 09:48:36 pm

Couldn't we engrave the aluminum?

Why on earth would you do that when you have a perfect stash of weapons-grade Brainfreez up in Latvia?

We all do not want to be turned into brainfreez by our own coins, the coins would cost too much to make, we want to use that on our enemies, brainfreez^tm is a plant so it would not hold shape for a long period of time, and aluminum has the ability to hold more complex designs to prevent counterfeiting.

Also, using drugs as currency really ruins our image.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 15, 2012, 11:33:08 am

Quote from: Loud Whispers on September 15, 2012, 11:24:32 am

Quote from: darkgloomie on September 15, 2012, 11:22:29 am

Unfortunatly you can't chop skeletons down for the single bones, because their body still has cartilage and stuff like that, and you can't use things that rot.

You can butcher skeletons that aren't too small / came from sentients

/came from civ members.

Oh yeah, that too. But resurrecting the corpse and killing it after lets you butcher it.

By then you're butchering an undead corpse, not a dwarven-civ-corpse.

Grab a drink, throw the ranger into Barloff

Grab the rangers Crossbow and unload it into Urist.

[5-1] Urist grabs a drink and [4-1] tosses the ranger into Barloff. This gives Barloff a chance to grab the ranger's crossbow [1v5], but he somehow ends up grabbing the ranger's nose instead. The ranger [6+1, 2] shoots Barloff a lot, leaving holes in his abdomen. The ranger also shoots a few other people, including the barmaid.
Can you say, bar fight?

Ger stomps again. (I probably cant choke with only one arm right? xD)

You could, you'd just take a penalty.
Ger [2] steps all over Gartuk, who is recovering and able to act next turn.

Quote from: darkgloomie on September 15, 2012, 11:22:29 am

Unfortunatly you can't chop skeletons down for the single bones, because their body still has cartilage and stuff like that, and you can't use things that rot.

You can butcher skeletons that aren't too small / came from sentients

/came from civ members.

Quote from: FatherLatour on September 15, 2012, 02:27:13 am

Quote from: kaijyuu on September 12, 2012, 09:19:38 pm

Quote from: ab00 on September 12, 2012, 07:03:27 pm

By irl you mean in-game, right, because I'm pretty sure that I can't store an infinite number of objects in a constrained space.

You can, but it tends to collapse in on itself and start drawing other things into the singularity...

Agh. >_< My pet peeve is use of the term "Singularity" that is ambiguous between it's traditional mathematical use, and it's co-opted use in astrophysics that tends to conflate ideas from the "Black Hole" theory and the "Big Bang" theory.

What is the traditional use? I am somewhat curious now.

A point with no dimensions, the structure some believe is at the middle of a black hole. I'm a bit fuzzy on how accepted that is.