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Messages - GreatWyrmGold

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48076
Add in a magma forging and smelting area and I give 199% of my vote.
...Those were supposed to be 0's, but I can't argue against the result.

48077
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: SOURCE OF MY GREAT SHAME.
« on: September 15, 2012, 11:19:41 am »
Alright.
>Stick fire sphere in freezer to see what happens (4)
>Become High Priest of misko27 (1)
>Help build a temple to misko27 and put an incinerator in there (2)
>Add my prayers to help purify the dick's ashes (5)
>Attend concert and evangelise there (3)
>If raptorfangamer successfully incinerates the boss, claim it as a miracle for misko27 (r)
>Hope for more frequent updates (n/a)

Edit: In case I can't do all of this list of actions, I've added a number at the end to indicate what priority the actions hav

48078
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Skeletons into bones?
« on: September 15, 2012, 11:04:03 am »
You can only butcher live domestic animals. Do so now, or hunt something.

But the job says "butcher dead animal"?
I thought slaughter was for live, and butcher, according to the wiki, should dismember a skeleton into bones...

Well, following your advice in checked my animals page only to see that my livestock had beenraped by greenskins last winter... in my panic i kinda accidently sent the military to the trade depot, where they kinda slaughtered the yak bull of the elven traders, so to speak, and somehow someone appearently took it apart and the moody dwarf was happy  :D
There's a bug where animals belonging to your civil won't get butchered.

48079
Have Donut...erm, I'd advise Donut to dig a magma channel so we can set up a smelter and forge.

48080
DF Suggestions / Re: Literature, libraries, and papermakers.
« on: September 15, 2012, 10:58:47 am »
Lowbrow books are a kind of lowbrow entertainment. That's not strawmanning, that's poor communication.

Metalsmithing is traditionally among the most dwarven of crafts, metal smiths are the least likely dwarves to suffer unfortunate accidents in most forts, and stone slab stories fit in well with dwarfiness IMHO.

Reading strikes me as a good hobby for any era with literacy and books, especially if dwarves are as...obsessed? with history as many fictional dwarves are and the fact that a fair percentage of the engravings festooning fortress walls are random historical events. Besides, who else would record the legends so accurately? Goblins? Elves? Kobolds?

48081
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: SOURCE OF MY GREAT SHAME.
« on: September 15, 2012, 10:25:24 am »
(Wyrm, just wait until he rolls and does a turn. You can only do one action at a time)
People have done many actions at a time before! I think...I'm almost certain...

48082
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: An adventurer is You!
« on: September 15, 2012, 10:24:31 am »
You slip Dodok the bracelet. He manages to slip it on, and swiftly shrinks into his armor. You hear some odd sounds coming from within, oddly distorted by echoes from within the armor. What do you do about this new development?

48083
DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: Skeletons into bones?
« on: September 15, 2012, 10:23:19 am »
You can only butcher live domestic animals. Do so now, or hunt something.

48084
Wafers are a kind of bar.

48085
Oh, right, you wanted a drink last turn.

[1-1] You grab at a drink being carried by a passing barmaid and instead grab her, hoisting her up and dropping her on you. Probably for the best, you've clearly had too much to drink already.

48086
Roll To Dodge / Re: YOU AT FINAL BOSS: SOURCE OF MY GREAT SHAME.
« on: September 15, 2012, 10:15:34 am »
HELP
IF SUCCESSFUL, CLAIM IT AS A MIRACLE OF misko27.
AM I HIGH PRIEST OF misko27 YET?

48087
Kick Barloff in the stomach while he is down, then swing the chair at him.
Barloff uses the table to quickly pull himself up and PUNCHES HIS OPPONENT IN THE FACE.

Then he grabs the nearest drink and downs it.
[5] Urist kicks Barloff in the stomach, dazing him, before [2] hitting a ranger at the toppled table with his chair. The ranger [5, 2] slams his crossbow into Urist, who can't get out of the way and giving Urist a sharp pain in his chest. Barloff [6-1] pulls himself up and punches [3-1] Urist, who is going to be dazed next turn.

"Gah! ME ARM! Yer Green Face erl gonna rergret thet!" Ger attempts to curbstomp Gartuk's face.
[4] Gartuk is stomped in the face for a another turn of stunning and some disfigurement.

(( Id like to know that to i wanna kill the little rat already. ))
Where is Jackofthebox, anyway?

48088
Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« on: September 15, 2012, 10:03:47 am »
I could make some.

48089
DF General Discussion / Re: Fortress Inspiration
« on: September 15, 2012, 10:01:41 am »
Sadly, there's probably no map, but if I can find a lot off marble and a way to make a pentagon in a grid, I'll consider it.

48090
DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 15, 2012, 10:00:30 am »
???  If vampos sparkled and werewolves spent all their time playing high school Urist would dress up like Jason and play serial killer.  He'd love it.
So hilarious. Anyways,

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