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Ducking down low, Barloff tosses the unwieldy stone mug at whatever happens to be hanging over his opponent. He jumps away to find a weapon more suited to his tastes.

Do a overhead swing on my opponent with the chair, trying to smash him into the floor

[4] Barloff hurls his mug at Urist, [3] who manages to sipestep it and [3, 6] swing his chair at Barloff. Barloff dodges, but trips over the neighboring table, spilling their drinks.

Ger makes a quick note of whether he has a good chance of hitting Gartuks face with a crossbow shot or not. He shoots for the face if he thinks he has a good chance of hitting it, he shoots for the torso otherwise. "Ger's lion pelt's er of the finest qualerty. Erve had enerf of yer hergglin"

Quickly dodge and grab the crossbow at the first opportunity.  Then bring the axe down.

Ger has an okay chance of hitting Gartuk's face, so [3] you shoot him in the neck. Meh, minor miss. Gartuk charges, grabbing for the crossbow simultaneously. [6-1, 2-1] The axe severs Ger's [4] left arm at the shoulder, but Gartuk's shoulder plows into the table as he tries to grab the crossbow, flipping him completely over the table and stunning him for a round.

The seven and spectators watch. The mediator notes that this is more like "it."

So...what's the kobold doing?

It's alright.
Jess is homeschooled, to justify why she has a math test on Christmas Eve.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 14, 2012, 10:11:04 pm

Also, priests of suicide gods are no longer required to commit suicide.

Urist McPriest: Greetings Urist McAdventurer.
Urist McPriest: When faced with life's challenges, consider suicide.
Urist McAdventurer: ...

On topic:

-Dwarf Fortress v 0.37.27 will be put on hold while I code the metal box which will preserve my brain to prolong death.  We may actually reach Dwarf Fortress v 1.0.0!

ETA for DF 1.0 is around 2030.

Dwarves will no longer attempt to discover immortality to finish projects they should be able to finish before the end of their natural loves, such as large statues or breakfast.

You could give the castes the interactions to develop themselves... Unless I don't get what you mean...

Oh, right. Thank!

What item token should I us to make edible bread?

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 14, 2012, 06:09:09 pm

Quote from: tomio175 on September 14, 2012, 04:55:29 pm

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on September 14, 2012, 04:40:58 pm

I'll make a little something to reveal stuff about my manager.

Snip

That awkward moment when my real name is Thomas....
Confused the fuck outta me.

Your name isn't Thomas, Thomas is the name of the foolish advisor who suggested I invest in "Weredwarf," one of the gladiators from a less recent and less successful arena.

I was talking about my real name. Which IS Thomas.

...Oh...Awkward...

So...How'd The Tortoise do?

Just make a deep pit.