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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Reclaim in Progress!]
« on: September 14, 2012, 08:32:29 pm »
I was hoping for more amusing skills, but useful is fine.
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: My fortress needs some !!FUN!!
« on: September 14, 2012, 08:24:00 pm »...Start a megaproject to pass the time between sieges?Create lots of wealth and wait. Also leave wide-open entrances to all three cavern layers.All my gates are open and my created wealth is about 73m. Fortress is 14 years old.
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DF Modding / Re: [MOD COMP] CLASSY DF - Adventure mode classes for your adventuring needs.
« on: September 14, 2012, 08:23:01 pm »
...Yup, it sure is.
Deon, is there any reason you can't do what Putnam suggested?
Deon, is there any reason you can't do what Putnam suggested?
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Bad Pun Game
« on: September 14, 2012, 08:22:21 pm »
I could make a sharky comment, but I think I'll be symPacific.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Village Evolution
« on: September 14, 2012, 08:21:31 pm »
Continue work as planned. After the husband recovers and is reunited with his wife and introduced to everyone, have him watch the farm. Lurina and Grant should go scouting, and Tom should hunt for food and a companion like always.
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DF Modding / Re: Pastry Fortress
« on: September 14, 2012, 08:19:16 pm »
...And then what?
Also, how what properties should I give bread and cake? And pretzels?
Also, how what properties should I give bread and cake? And pretzels?
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DF Community Games & Stories / Re: !!DRUNK FORTRESS!! [Year Four Posted; Reclaim in Progress!]
« on: September 14, 2012, 08:18:29 pm »
What non-brewing skills does he have?
...And what do you mean trying to destroy a farm?
...And what do you mean trying to destroy a farm?
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DF Dwarf Mode Discussion / Re: My fortress needs some !!FUN!!
« on: September 14, 2012, 08:17:22 pm »
Create lots of wealth and wait. Also leave wide-open entrances to all three cavern layers.
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DF General Discussion / Re: What Would Urist Do?
« on: September 14, 2012, 08:16:02 pm »
Nothing. There seems to be a fair amount of lethal stuff in there, and tons of contradictory stuff.
What would Urist do if the overseer went into a fell mood?
What would Urist do if the overseer went into a fell mood?
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DF General Discussion / Re: Devlogs from 2050
« on: September 14, 2012, 08:14:56 pm »
Dwarves no longer reject non-virgin brides is they, ahem, deflowered her.
Modded creatures with custom blood types should no longer cause bugs where blood transfusions would cause instant coltting of the blood. On the other hand, that code has been set aside as a new syndrome that forgotten beasts and the like can get, heh heh.
School projects no longer trigger strange moods.
Fell moods no longer target entities marked for butchering who are the moody dwarf.
Modded creatures with custom blood types should no longer cause bugs where blood transfusions would cause instant coltting of the blood. On the other hand, that code has been set aside as a new syndrome that forgotten beasts and the like can get, heh heh.
School projects no longer trigger strange moods.
Fell moods no longer target entities marked for butchering who are the moody dwarf.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Bad Pun Game
« on: September 14, 2012, 08:14:06 pm »
Reefily.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« on: September 14, 2012, 08:13:39 pm »That should be cheap, but earplugs and a program warning the enemy soldiers about the bad effects of drugs and threatening them with execution if they take them would pretty much neutralize him. If we can get him in fast enough...brainfreez, how much BrainfreezTM do you have to spare? We can't pay you much, but it's for a good cause that we'd elect you Chief Officer of Chemical Warfare or something if you donate it!So far, we have a budget of $172 or so if everyone chips in the amounts they said in their posts. That's enough for...drinks and cookies for a small congratulatory party to pay the soldiers with at the end of the long campaign, maybe 100 if we get cheap enough foodstuffs. So, get 150-200 soldiers willing to work for drinks and cookies and hope a lot of them die? Or ask the UN to give us money to liberate the DRC?...Or we send in Brainfreez.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: An adventurer is You!
« on: September 14, 2012, 08:11:24 pm »
Universal enough, it seems. The elves pointing weapons at you lower them and point them at Dodok, who is scowling at them. "Drop your axe," you mutter. He grunts and does so. You try your feeble Elvish and try to say that you mean to do no harm. What you said was intended to literally mean, "I do not want to take your living," but given your lack of experience with Elvish (you've only ever even seen one elf, and he was an actor who you didn't think to ask to chat with you in Elvish to hone your accent) you could have said something completely different...
It takes a moment, but the elves seem to get the idea that you're not about to trick them. Keeping a spear pointed at each of you, the bowelves come forward with lengths of rope and tie the three of you up. Dodok is knocked unconscious by a sharp blow of a bow over his head when he won't cooperate--those things are stronger than they look.
You are bound, stripped of all weapons (but allowed to keep the bracelet and such, although not the toy sword), and then the elves haul you to some kind of camp. The bowelves take you, the junior swordelf slings Eeaki over her shoulder, and the spearelves struggle under Dodok's weight. You are brought into a camp and tossed to one side.
Dodok wakes up in an hour or so. He asks what you've got left, and you show him. He looks at the bracelet and asks to see it. Do you let him?
It takes a moment, but the elves seem to get the idea that you're not about to trick them. Keeping a spear pointed at each of you, the bowelves come forward with lengths of rope and tie the three of you up. Dodok is knocked unconscious by a sharp blow of a bow over his head when he won't cooperate--those things are stronger than they look.
You are bound, stripped of all weapons (but allowed to keep the bracelet and such, although not the toy sword), and then the elves haul you to some kind of camp. The bowelves take you, the junior swordelf slings Eeaki over her shoulder, and the spearelves struggle under Dodok's weight. You are brought into a camp and tossed to one side.
Dodok wakes up in an hour or so. He asks what you've got left, and you show him. He looks at the bracelet and asks to see it. Do you let him?
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Gladiate--Fantasy RTD Tournament! Round 1...Fight!
« on: September 14, 2012, 07:54:31 pm »
He'll get some kind of weapon when we move on to Round 2...I'll bear the suggestion in mind.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Bay12 Space program - Open discussion
« on: September 14, 2012, 07:53:41 pm »
So far, we have a budget of $172 or so if everyone chips in the amounts they said in their posts. That's enough for...drinks and cookies for a small congratulatory party to pay the soldiers with at the end of the long campaign, maybe 100 if we get cheap enough foodstuffs. So, get 150-200 soldiers willing to work for drinks and cookies and hope a lot of them die? Or ask the UN to give us money to liberate the DRC?