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Pray to misko27 for reincarnation as some kind of flaming, fire-proof rock-and-roll thingie.

Become High Priest of misko27.

Stick fire sphere into freezer.

Try to fashion a shield from drywall, wood, and cotton.

Gamur should start some farming. He's been lazy lately.

Nothing. He is in too much awe.

What would Urist do if issued a pike instead of a pick?

Cats have horns?

Gladiator: Human (60 gp)
Weapon: Copper shield (52 gp)
Armor: Copper buckler (28 gp), wolf leather headscarf (10 gp)
Skills: Shield user 2 (30 gp), Dodger 1 (10 gp), Misc object user 1 (10 gp)
Total: 200 gp

Stage Name: The Tortoise
History: The Tortoise was a common thug until captured. He was rescued from the penal mines by a dragonslayer who likes the arena. Now he wants to try and impress his master to earn his freedom.

First Fight is against The Mascot.

Fine by me.