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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Neverending Song
« on: September 13, 2012, 05:57:38 pm »
He breaks the cruel oppressor's rod,
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Giant badgers, obviously.Crossbred with some sort of dragon.
This makes them less stupid.Eh, they function better without the skin, makes them immune to pain. However as of recently Dwarves now suffer from blindness when their eyes have been removedEyes. Remove the eyes, train super soldiers.They might need their skin, though. And their lungs...
Threaten them with bomb if they don't let me have the third parachute!Yesh. You have to get the parachutes, and we jump out, like the badasses we are.Count me in thenYes. You must be nimble, you must be thin, and you must be good with dual pistols.Kick down the pilot door. Turn Back in Black on from my robot shoulder speakers. Whip out the pump-action shotgun, and kill the hijackers. All of this, must be done in slow motion, while Snake fights Liquid Ocelot below.Damn, need a sidekick? xD
(I'm really raging at my bad rolls now. i'm out of inspiration.)Pray to misko27 that miauw escapes.
Use cheat codes to escape paradoxia.