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Something like 25 of whatever material your weapon is made out of for free, perhaps?

Alright, good enough.

I still think a murderous vampire or necromancer  ghost you can't memorialize for some reason would be scarier.

[4] I'm not sure how, but you convinced the police officer that you aren't the same person who burglarized and destroyed the shop and then ran over some cops.

You arrive. Jim looks at your car and asks if you want to have it turned into a robot. You glance at the setting sun and say, "Let me think about it, it's getting late. I'd appreciate it if you'd fix it--before I feed you to my pit of hungry wildcats!"you add belatedly. You can, technically, do that; stick the kittens into the pit and toss Jim down. The kittens might not be wild, per se, but they sure aren't housebroken. You really need to work on threats.
You go to sleep after making sure Jim got to work on the car.

END OF DAY ONE OF VILLAINY

You wake up. What have you decided about the car-bot?

Alright.

You hire the mechanic. He loads his tools into his pickup and offers to drive you back home. You agree.

A minute or two out, you get stopped by the police. They take one look at you, then say, "Ma'am, will you please exit the vehicle? You are wanted--"
Do you want to hear what you're wanted for or what?

I was actually asking a question...

Yup.

How obvious is that to noobs?