Basically, an RTD, my first. Details will be made up as needed for the story, so as to not constrain you guys. Basic 1d6 rules, nothing much fancy except that some things don't require rolls. First to post gets the action they chose done, unless the next posters' actions make sense to do in succession.
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DAY 18 OF VILLAINY
Current Status:
Name: Lynda Kuznetsova, aka Ray
Race: Human, cyborg, necroborg
Gender: Female
Wounds:
You are burnt all over.
Your left arm has been blown off and replaced with a pick-handed arm.
You have removed your right leg and replaced it with a robotic one.
You have removed your right arm and replaced it with a lizardy, zombiey arm you made yourself. Somehow.
You are skilled at designing gadgets
You are good at building robots
You are good at architecture
You are okay at programming
You are okay at genetic engineering
You are okay at chemistry
You are aware of magical techniques
1 set of dark, scary robes
1 set of formal clothing
2 sets of normal clothing
1 big knife (@ home)
1 pistol (stolen from policeman; 20 bullets)
1 taser
1 car (upkeep $50/month)
1 crowbar (@ home)
3 syringes, labeled "Morphine"
1 stolen police radio
Medical tape
Some heat rays (functional ones in police evidence locker)
Spare artificial arm and leg
Stolen DARPA blueprints for magical stuff
Some military weapons and such (see 200th post), including the tank and one of the jeeps they were brought in on
Nine Model HR-9 miniature heat rays for the cutebolds
A few pounds of gold
$600 of jewelry
"Jebediah Deluxe," a humongous mecha made from a jeep, a forklift, an exosuit, and a tree. Armed with HR-10, a very powerful vehicle-sized heat ray, and an antiaircraft gun. Needs some work.
Property A: An unnamed, dark, dank, and empty castle.
Rooms: 37+bunker
--7 bedrooms
--2 kitchens
--1 dining hall
--4 bathrooms (no baths)
--1 bathroom w/shower
--3 meeting halls/standing rooms
--1 big library (mostly empty)
--1 secret laboratory (4 rooms, in a tower):
---General workshop
---Genetic Splicing/Cloning room
---Storage (test subjects and materials)
---Empty room
--1 room full of body parts (you didn't do it)
--1 tower
---4 empty rooms
--9 other empty rooms
Furniture: Minimal and old.
Other accommodations:
--Large basement, containing:
----Secret laboratory, older one
----Empty room with deep pit in it
--Bunker dug out by diggerbots, including a few very large rooms and a dozen or so smaller ones. No furnishings or notable defenses.
--Large pond
--Crater where the heat ray/barbeques used to be
--Garden
----Chicken coops, decent. Ten hens.
--Internet Access ($20/month)
Defenses:
--Stone Walls (damaged)
--Bats in attic
--Heat Ray
Upkeep: $170/month.
Other:
Echoey
Money: $11,380
Income: $1,000/month
Expenses: $770/month
Net: $230/month+Ashley's Investments (+$[1d6-2]*30, commission 10%)
Jim, drunk mechanic/robotisist (employee, $300/month)
The Seven Siblings, various (employees, $250/month)
--Ashley, financeer/biologist
--Britney, cook
--Caroline, twin, gardener
--Christiana, twin, programmer
--Elpis, psychologist, animal-lover, occult enthusiast
--Fred, assistant
--Gertrude, writer, student
7 black kittens
1 crude android, missing right leg
3 cruder octotank robots
2 diggerbots
1 woodbot
1 loggerbot
CB-A-1
CB-B-1
Nine CB-C's
CB-B-B-1
Two HERACLES combat robots
Mirror (see page 11, reply 160)
Shaper (same)
Chopper (same)
Clone of Psyghost (see above), infant
Crazy shop owner
Local small town's police
Luddites
Macropolis Patrol fanboys
Robbed and destroyed random store
Ran over policemen while escaping
Stole technical manuals on robotics
Lied to a police officer
Weakly threatened Jim, your mechanic
Attacked a police officer with a combination improvised electric stunner thing and IV stand, then kicked him in the nards
Bound said police officer with gauze and medical tape:
Stole possessions of said police officer
Impersonated a police officer, badly
Ran from the police
Were rude to Jim
Set up heat ray
Killed guard at bank
Robbed bank ($3,500)
Shot Jim
Wasted time looking for Dr. House when you should have been getting medical attention for you and Jim
Lied to the Macropolis Patrol
Caused a heat ray to explode in the middle of a crowded barbeque
Tried to steal from police station
Lied to police
Gave yourself a weird undead arm
Taught own innocent cutebolds to steal
Had minions rob bank ($5,800+DARPA blueprints)
Robbed police station
Torched police station
Killed most of the Macropolis Patrol
Killed a lot of policemen and some soldiers
Burnt multiple towns
Killed some heroes (who, admittedly, did start it...)
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You are an evil lady in an old castle somewhere. You need something to do right now, but your wealth is O.K. For now. What should you do to start your evil career?
I might set up a GCS capturing operation, though.
