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Why does almost no one respond?

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You hold the still-glowing poker upright and hold out the two figurines. The dragon looks at you funnily and hobbles toward you. You notice it is moving on its knuckles, perhaps holding stuff in its claws. One foreclaw is empty, and you note that the hut has been destroyed. The dragon looks you over with a pensieve look, notices some guardsmen running towards you in the street, and moves quickly. It grabs your right hand, the one with the poker in it, and bites down on your hand holding the figurines as gently as it can while being quick, which still hurts. Before you can react, it takes off, hauling you with it. You consider letting go of the poker, but you'd either just ruin your left hand or fall several dozen feet to the hard rooftops. You decide not to risk it.
The dragon flies fast and high. It might not be affected by the thin air any more than the heat of the poker, but you pass out.

When you awake, you are dangling by your hand as the dragon flies in for a landing. It looks like you're in the edges of the mountains, so you must be miles from Redbank. You try to wiggle the fingers on your left hand. They are numb, but they work.
The dragon lands. It drops you, the poker, a fishing spear with a glowing head, a silver statue of an elf about two feet tall, and part of a ballista into the middle of a crow of kobolds. You try to stop the last of your hand's bleeding as they run around, agitated but not frightened. They seem more pleased and surprised than anything. What do you do?

Quote from: Zanzetkuken The Great on September 06, 2012, 06:46:12 pm

Fun fact: Due to the gravity of mars, humans who stay on that planet have their bone density increase and they grow shorter.  (Look it up, I am pretty sure it is true)

looked up, we'd grow taller, our bones would get less dense. My own knowledge backs up this fact

you're thinking of higher gravity wells, and (I think) mars has about 1/5 the gravity of the earth, so we'd become too tall.

Being discussed, been dismissed.

Clowns do not escape, the traitorous goblin gods free them to lead their armies. FBs embarrass even those dark gods, for they are monsters from before the gods existed.

Captain

Some megabeasts and semimegabeasts reproduce. Also, I think werebeasts , vampires, and/or necromancers might revert the age.

Should the sleeplessness equivilency be noted in the OP?

The save comes with its own raws. Presumably, he made it possible to make glass clothes or whatever.