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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: You own a interstellar mercenary company!
« on: September 06, 2012, 05:28:52 pm »
Lunge for the wrist!
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...I am intrigued by this idea that Dwarf Fortress may become a P. G. Wodehouse plot generator with massive cat's laughter.Fixed that for you. I can imagine cats laughing at misfortune.
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The baron's guests obviously aren't dwarves. Dwarves wouldn't consider pantslessness, vomit, and horses in the meeting hall unusual.The baron isn't a dwarf, but there was nothing saying the guests were surprised. Actually, they still might be if they were expecting the baron to act human and not dwarven.
We could make a custom reaction that makes sharp shields. Or mod shields to have edge attacks.The former is possible, the latter isn't.
What do you mean by that? Dwarves would be immune to a wizard exploding in a burst of raw magical power, or...uh...what?Another thing: if dwarves are immune to magic, wizards are no threat. At least, they're not much of one.Well fire ice lighting ect still would harm them but i am talking about arcane type magic
Anything that lacks guns and the disadvantages noted here.Why go all cannibalistic? Other food sources have a higher calorie-to-danger ratio.
Such as? Also theese suggestions are getting rather confusing.
you should find abandoned warehouse , start a textile industry , bribe the mayor , hire mercenaries to take out the mayor , become mayor and name yourself the mayo .Long-term. Also, it's just like you to want to call yourself the mayonnaise.