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Probably. I just don't like it when people assume than anything unexpected that happens in Masterwork must be because of Masterwork.I think its just a bug from vanilla or masterwork. I don't think meph put that in. But it probably was fire mines like speakafreak22 said.Yes, but you said, basically, "This is Masterwork, anything weird that happens is something that Meph put in."Except this isn't a bug.Vanilla-bug stuff can happen, too.So I am using masterwork mod and ill post on that thread too.Nope, masterwork stuff just happened.
Has anyone beaten us to Cuba?Somalia was recently invaded by the african union, so no.Hoooray, slightly more realism!Wait, someone agrees with me?Perfect!I always thought we could first conquer a backwards african country, then start selling drugs and stuff while exploiting the locals.
Pros: Realistic, only needs weapons and plane tickets.
Cons: Those natives have guns too. And the UN will be angry with us, but even Assad doesn't care about that.We could get some agents in the UN, have them booze up all of the other UN so they never judge us.Better idea: Conquer some country ruled by horrible dictators that the US hates, then run it well. We'll get plenty of wealth and positive PR.
It's a good idea. Gives us more time to truly decide what we're gonna do to Earth, as they'll like us.
So what country do we pick? I'd say someplace in the Congo - massacres there don't even get into the western news, much less on the front page.
What about Somalia? It is total anarchy there, and if we establish an agreeable government that curbs the pirates in the area, we would be on good standing with the west.
Okay, only use webbed cage traps on the ones without webs! Geez! Have I made myself clear?FB spiders can have poisonous bites, webs and an extra.Isn't it always "Beware its webs" OR "Beware its deadly dust/etc"?Webby FBs don't ever also have syndromey stuff.Except when they do...
And if not, just don't go for the webby FBs.
Yes, but you said, basically, "This is Masterwork, anything weird that happens is something that Meph put in."Except this isn't a bug.Vanilla-bug stuff can happen, too.So I am using masterwork mod and ill post on that thread too.Nope, masterwork stuff just happened.
Hm, that could work. Problem is, we can't easily get there. Maybe Cuba? The US doesn't like Castro any, maybe that could give us some bonus points or whatever.What about Somalia? It is total anarchy there, and if we establish an agreeable government that curbs the pirates in the area, we would be on good standing with the west.Hoooray, slightly more realism!Wait, someone agrees with me?Perfect!I always thought we could first conquer a backwards african country, then start selling drugs and stuff while exploiting the locals.
Pros: Realistic, only needs weapons and plane tickets.
Cons: Those natives have guns too. And the UN will be angry with us, but even Assad doesn't care about that.We could get some agents in the UN, have them booze up all of the other UN so they never judge us.Better idea: Conquer some country ruled by horrible dictators that the US hates, then run it well. We'll get plenty of wealth and positive PR.
It's a good idea. Gives us more time to truly decide what we're gonna do to Earth, as they'll like us.
So what country do we pick? I'd say someplace in the Congo - massacres there don't even get into the western news, much less on the front page.
