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No, I mean what's the worst that could happen to ME.

Quote from: HavingPhun on September 03, 2012, 01:40:16 pm

So I am using masterwork mod and ill post on that thread too.

Nope, masterwork stuff just happened.

Vanilla-bug stuff can happen, too.

I always thought we could first conquer a backwards african country, then start selling drugs and stuff while exploiting the locals.

Pros: Realistic, only needs weapons and plane tickets.
Cons: Those natives have guns too. And the UN will be angry with us, but even Assad doesn't care about that.

We could get some agents in the UN, have them booze up all of the other UN so they never judge us.

A bigger issue than the UN is the countries that have power. Remember what the US did to Saddam Hussein? He didn't even have any plans for world domination!

Better idea: Conquer some country ruled by horrible dictators that the US hates, then run it well. We'll get plenty of wealth and positive PR.

If you say so.

"Hey, adventure guy! Can you convince my kid not to go on adventures? Tell him what it's really like."
"Sure this, sir."
(kid and adventurer chat)
"Erm, where are you taking my son?"
"Huh? Oh, it looks like he's following me for some reason. Goodbye!"
"WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM?!?"

"Run between the forge and the stockpile. Toss me metal and fuel. No, not lit--"
The Metalsmith has been shot and killed.

"Grab some sand and stick it in this bag."
"I'll tell you where I'll stick it..."

"Say, sonny, would you be a dear and help me across the street?"
You grab the Elder by the upper body with your right hand.
You throw the Elder.
The elder's leg skids across the ground, shattering the bone!
The horse tramples the elder in the head, shattering the skull and tearing the brain!
The elder has been trampled to death.
"...I'm not good at this."

"These adventurers keep bugging me. Send them on stupid little quests before someone defenestrates me."
"Defenestrate you? Okay!""AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...." splat
"Did I mishear you?...Okay, who wants to hold a bin while I get a drink?"

...Sure, I'll take a turn, what's the worst that could happen?

Alright, I'll let this thread sink to the bottom until I finish my year.
If I have enough free time to do so.

Webby FBs don't ever also have syndromey stuff.

You ask the bartender, (Who is named Gordon Price,) if he wants to join your company, since combat bartenders are obviously required.

It turns out he was actually a Sargent in the Highlander military, and is quite willing to join your company for the fee of 1000 credits per month. He also requires no initial fee, having all of his old gear from his good ol' days.

You take him along, because Bartender-Sargents can provide booze, and necessary training for your mercs.

...


((Mid-combat beer, anyone?))

Wow, I didn't actually expect this would happen. Funnily enough, I also imagined him handing out beers in the middle of combat.

The CS-A7 can't hold all five of the employees, let alone me/us. I vote the TS-E5, which is fast enough to GTFO and also has room for a vehicle AND some more troops, once we want to expand. It is also cheaper.