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DF General Discussion / Re: Show off your real life engravings, df style.
« on: July 22, 2012, 07:06:59 pm »
An engraving is always one character.
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Darth Vader could hold lightsabers, use the Force, and move. Having whole wheelbarrows for arms would not only be hard on your shoulders, but since they end i wheels, would be unable to move you much.QuotePutting aside the fact that losing half of your body is invariably fatal, how would the hauler get around?He can lean forward and roll around on his wheelbarrow arms most of the time. When he gets to a minecart track, he sits his minecart ass down and gets another dwarf to give him a good shove to get going. Also he didn't die from the accident because, although he lost half his body, he regained more of a body than he had before in the form of metal hauling tools. If being more machine than man was good enough for Darth Vader, it's good enough for Urist!
Doesn't that kinda defeat the purpose of a pegleg?Quoteif you sharpened it you would be sinking into the round every step. Even on stone. It would suck.Not if you hop everywhere on your good leg.
Yeah I did think about the fell surgeon, what if he made his patient into a back brace for his patient, then realized his mistake and went on a killing spree with the brace? Actually, I just had a great idea for surgery fell moods. Instead of the normal 'Kill Urist, make bench out of Urist', what if the surgeon kept Urist alive, and attached him to another dwarf. Urist McTwoHead will be the talk of the whole fort!Which historical figure data would it use? Aside from that issue, adding random body parts from the poor "reagent" dwarf to the "patient" would be...neat.
Also the pick arm thing was just an example; obviously not everybody would get the same replacement parts. For example, let's say Urist McHauler got half his body melted in a horrible magma accident, but survived. We wouldn't give him a pickarm, we'd replace his buttocks with a minecart and his two arms with a wheelbarrow.Putting aside the fact that losing half of your body is invariably fatal, how would the hauler get around?
Also the adamantine pegleg is totally practical. You can use the flask because the whole leg is detachable, and you can mine just by stamping your foot if you order the leg to be forged extra sharp. Also, since Adamantine is the strongest material known to dwarf, you can easily detach your leg and use it as an indestructible lever to crowbar stuff open.You never said the leg was detatchable, and if you sharpened it you would be sinking into the round every step. Even on stone. It would suck.
I remember someone here having a queen/drunk.
If you think about it no werecreature is actually NOT menacing.Until it turns into a naked person. Then it's just awkward.
Hell even a weretortoise or weregopher would be scary as fuck if it were after you.