I'm sure that that would be an amazingly clever joke if I knew why it was funny.
It's from Elves of Amanareli. The elves tried to capture an elephant to trade with the dwarves, and pissed off an elephant that killed off multiple elves and made a return appearance to kill off more. When negotiating with frogmen to make safe passage through their land, the frogmen demanded something of value from the elves, and the players tried to pawn off the rotting carcass of the elephant on them, and sparked a war for insulting them by offering what was essentially their trash.
I wouldn't call it rip-roaringly hilarious reference, but it was a pretty funny set of events at the time.
Yeah, I bet that if I had read that it would have been funny. Heck, I might read it now.
That does sound like a couple of pretty good ideas. I can imagine how well a show-of-force would go if you assumed that the whalepeople were militant...well, two ways, and neither of them much fun for the dwarf (although plenty of Fun). Other misunderstandings could be nice, but I like the idea of angering a tribe which you hadn't realised was so powerful...
Alternately, if you go to a militant powerful tribe with baskets of flowers and singing the praises of peace, they may just think you're a bunch of pansies and kill your envoy and steal their stuff.
Just so long as it isn't assumed that one position will always be superior to others.
I thought that it was obvious. Clearly not, on further reflection.
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It's doubtful that many Aztecs actually believed Cortez to be a god- we only have his word for it. Rather, contemporary sources suggest that leaders within the different areas of the Aztec "empire" recognized his unexpected appearance was a destabilizing element and attempted to use him as a combination of military ally, favorable omen and political pawn but were unable to make him stop once he had conquered the opposing rulers that they disliked.
Huh, you learn something new every day.
Still, even if the Aztecs didn't mistake Cortez to be a god, it's still an idea that's heavily ingrained (...that doesn't sound right) in both popular conception of history and in pop culture that it has as much a right to be in Dwarf Fortress as birds the size of whales. Smallish whales, I guess, but still. And, anyways, other cultures have gladly (or at least willingly) destroyed their own cultural artifacts at the request of Europeans, who were more knowledgeable. Dwarves, being more knowledgeable than animalpeople, etc, would naturally sometimes end up being revered by animalpeople.