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« on: November 13, 2011, 09:06:14 am »
Quick, introductory "update." I left out a few of my initial impressions, but this is most of it. All that matters, for sure.
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Incestchained: A History of Death and Recklessness
From the journal of Ber Goldenlizard, Temporary Overseer of Incestchained
Granite 1, 127
I have arrived at what will be my home for the next year, when either someone else from the Mountainhome or one of the locals will take on the yoke. A few quick starting thoughts:
They don't want any military or “traditional” traps. What do they want? A horribly wasteful trap that'll guide enemies through a possibly-deathtrappey corridor, and not so much as a perimeter wall. It will require a crapton of mechanisms, which brings me to my next point: We have neither mechanisms nor mechanics. Two farm plots have been built, good, but they seem to be more on diversity overall than constancy. Also present are a number of large rooms dug out in the soil, possibly for future farm plots, and a couple that seem to be for storage in stone layers. Oh, and dead lungfish every-fucking-where. And ONE bedroom. And that's just at the first glance. I really will need a lot of work to make this place not suck.
I'll start ordering some jobs to be done by the manager and--WHAT DO YOU MEAN WE DON'T HAVE A MANAGER?!?