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So whats the precedent for asking for a bunch of maces and axes one liason, then asking for booze and crutches the next?

Do you mean, the liason asking YOU for that stuff?
RNG. It makes succession and community games more entertaining, though.

I like the idea of dead warrioirs rising from the grave to confront great foes. Imagine if this has been in the early 2D editions.

"Ghost-Martyrs of Boatmurdered-
ATTACK!"

I think mine is simplest of all!
No, not the one about magma aquifers, the one about only aquifers dampening the levels above and below.

um no they don't  Only when tantruming do they throw things, so now you're lying

Also possible that the dwarves were throwing a tantrum at the time, with said tantrum being aimed at the closest conveinient target--the croc.

That wasn't aimless standing. That was vigilance! You never know when a dead body will start moving.... necessitating more killing.

Dwarves. They know the Zombie Apocalypse is just around the corner.

No. They know that if you tell them to kill a kobold, there might be other kobolds or some other type of enemy nearby. This is slightly irritating with lone thieves/wild animals, but useful with large groups of wild animals/siegers.

I doubt it, else, everyone's flesh would melt or rot the instant they use forgotten beast soap or eat forgotten beast tallow roast. 

You could, of course, try giving cat soap a syndrome. For irony, make it a vomit-inducing syndrome so that they have to clean themselves more.

They don't build those towers. Their dark overlords summon them.

The Goblin Whatever has been crushed under the collapsing ceiling. X100

Dark Overlord: Oops.

Been done, been a succession fort, fort died of ennui.

I haven't changed my answer: I'd be that noble that never merits an unfortunate accident, mandating only pots, items made of the dominant stone/metal type, axes, and other simple, vital objects to be made; and only rare and/or rarely exported items like slade items, axes (again), or gemstone beds to be forbidden to export; and only make simple, sensible demands.

Ideally also making an awesome artifact that either saves the fort from invaders, boosts everyones' happiness, or gets put in my room.