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"The Waters of Greenness is a secret learned by the elf Cacame McElvishname in 27. It is engraved on The Blue Grasses the oak slab. It allows whomever he passed it on to know how to transform wood into phantom spider soap. If one uses it too often, they begin to take on characteristics of a draltha.

In the late spring of 27, the elf Cacame McElvishName discovered the secret The Waters of Greenness.
In the late spring of 27, the elf Cacame McElvishName engraved the secret of The Waters of Greenness onto The Blue Grasses, an oak slab.
In the late spring of 27, the elf Cacame McElvishName hid The Blue Grasses the oak slab in The Retreat of Forests.
In the early summer of 27, the elf Cacame McElvishName taught The Waters of Greenness to the elf Anurith McOtherRandomElvishName.
In the mid-summer of 27, the Nations of Wood found The Blue Grasses and learned the secret of The Waters of Greenness.
In the mid-summer of 27, the Nations of Wood burnt Cacame McElvishName at the stake for knowing the secret of The Waters of Greenness.
In the mid-summer of 27, Anurith McOtherRandomElvishName stole The Blue Grasses.
In the mid-summer of 27, Anurith McOtherRandomElvishName fled from The Nations of Wood. The Blue Grasses were lost in The Spines of Soap.
In the late summer of 27, The Nations of Wood caught Anurith McOtherRandomElvishName for knowing the secret of The Waters of Greenness.
In the late summer of 27, the Nations of Wood burnt Anurith McOtherRandomElvishName at the stake for knowing the secret of The Waters of Greenness.
In the early winter of 375, the dwarf Urist McUhOh discovered The Blue Grasses in The Spines of Soap.
In the mid-winter of 375, the dwarf Urist McUhOh returned to The Home of Foolishness and hid The Blue Grasses.
In the late winter of 375, the dwarf Urist McUhOh began to sell the secret of The Waters of Greenness to other members of The Steadfast Confederation.
In the mid-spring of 375, the dwarf Urist McUhOh began transforming into a part-draltha monster..."