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You can change the setting of your food stockpiles to not accept eggs

What if I want non-kobold eggs to get put in the stockpiles?

MEMORANDUM
To: All modded egg-laying citizens
Re: Eggs
If you see a fellow fortress-mamber has laid an egg, the proper response is to ignore it and let it hatch.
If you have lain an egg, you may stop what you're doing to let it hatch.
Finally, if you claim a nest box, ue it. Especially if you're on break and the nest box in question is in a meeting area.
GWG, Ovrsr.
P.S. There should be some way for civ critters to carry around their eggs so that they stay warm...

MEMOR...oh, never mind.
Dear Urists McEveryone,
If you can's acess whatever item you're trying to dump, tell me what it is!
Also, to all citizens and domestic animals, if you fall into the well climb out using the ladder, don't hop farther in.

MEMORANDUM
To: All military members
Re: "Urist McRandomsoldier cancels Pickup Equipment: Inturrupted by what I just sent you to kill."

A. You should have all the gear that you are assigned and have acess to, at all times, unless your weapon-wielding hane or whatever is cut off. That is your only excuse, annd you are expected to retrieve both hand and weapon after the battle.
B. If I sent you to the gate to prevent monkies from coming in and stealing lots of stuff, and you see a monkey, kill the monkey. You have killed everything from badgers and maquaques to mountain goats and my patience. Many of those were when we only had a few soldiers, and inferior equipment. You will kill them, without incident. The only reason the two deaths that occured in the history of this fort was underequipment--one beause the fortress ahd just started, the other because he chose to go swinging his bow at the horse instead of shooting said horse.

GWG, Ovrsr.
P.S. If you are sleeping on the battlefield, you deserve to be inturrupted.
P.P.S: Do not follow drowning maquaqes, or any other enemies, into the moat. I don't want any bodies in the moat, or rather, not bodies I have to bury.
P.P.P.S. Pick up the weapons and stuff you are currently leaving lying around.

MEMORANDUM
To: Masons
Re: That horse
I know the horse was a few tiles away. It will not, repeat will not attack you. You are on a wall whose only entrance requires waltzing into the courtyard and up a ramp, then onto the aqueduct you were working on. That will not happen, and anyways horses do not attack unless attacked first.
GWG, Ovrsr.

To: Mountainhomes.
From: Great Wyrm Gold, Overseer
Subject: How...Why...that one spear...
You know the one.
Stone training spears? Cool. Gem training spears? Pricey, but cool.
An iron training spear?!?
Idiotic.
P.S. I have been exporting ton s of stuff, practically buying your caravans empty. They did not come back empty-handed. I do too have exported wealth.

Dear Urist McMiner,
You are a master miner. You have been a miner snce you arrived in the first migrant wave, almost two years ago.
One of our legendary miners was one of thestarting seven; the other arrived a wave or two ago.
That second miner was not a master miner when he came here.
Do the math.
GWG, Ovrsr.

Has anyone looked at the save yet? Turned my neat little fortress into a massive statue spitting magma or something?
At least enough to try and tell me what's going on?

Dunno about making it likea real-world musket's shot.
Stab if youwant it to come with a bayonet, like many did IRL IIRC. Otherwise, a bash.
Just add [WEAPON:ITEM_WEAPON_MUSKET] and [AMMO:ITEM_AMMO_ROUND] or something like that to [ENTITY:MOUNTAIN] in entity_default.txt.

Matrix Uplink as a workshop?

For what?

HMHVM (I forget the actual acronym... vampire virus) as a Syndrome?

The effects of the HMVV (Muman-Metahuman Vampiric Virus; maybe HMHVV) will need to wait until cursey stuff is implemented.

Spirits as tameable creatures?

Sadly, they won't be able to do all the awesom spirity things they do in SR.

Cybernetics Clinic with a reaction to replace dwarf limbs, organs, parts, with ones made of metal (after construction from the relevant metals at a Cybernetics Workshop)?

Not a bad idea, just impossible.

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Went back and played the Xbox 360 canon. Now I've borrowed a friend's Shadowrun books and I'm hooked.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on May 05, 2011, 06:11:26 pm

Xbox 360...canon?

LIES! The XBox game cannot be considered cannon, or even fannon, since it was a FPS not an RPG.  The only similarities between the ACTUAL Shadowrun and the XBox abortion was visual.  Nothing more.

Isn't it annoying when people disagree with you because they belive the EXACT same thing as you, only you said it subtly?

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I... uh wasn't disagreeing with you.  Why would you think that? Your comment was there for "moral support"

...Isn't it annoying how you have trouble understanding the meaning of peoples' words on the internet?