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The witch goes to the cottage to give Snow White the poisoned apple, walks up to the front door, and steps onto a weapons trap that has ten masterwork steel serrated blades. The dwarves spend the next week picking up pieces of her in their front yard.

You forgot the magma!

In theory, you should be able to mod an animal to lay anything on there.  I've only tried stones, bars, and anvils so far.  I see that EGG is actually an item token after all, so maybe you can mod cats to lay dragon eggs, but I really doubt they'll hatch.

What about modding cats or whatever to lay DWARF eggs?

So, either make the bunny made of chocolate instead of skin, or make a custom plant type (plant would be easiest) that doesn't grow anywhere and doesn't have seeds (but chocolate booze might be fun!).

Cacao bean trees!


This is almost making me want to go to the new edition! I think I'll wait for more of the caravan arc, though.

Dear Ezum Gillcraft,
Mrs. Gillcraft, I understand you are "socially crippled by thoughts that everyone is watching and judging" you, and that you "dislike contracts and regulations." However, the fact that you "prefer that others handle the leadership roles" plus a minor amount of brain activity would indicate that it is a bad idea to form a grudge against the expedition leader/bookkeeper/broker/future sheriff/butcher/leatherworker and the militia commander/woodcutter. Both of them can make your life very unpleasant.
EDIT2: And when you are on break, do NOT, repeat NOT, go into the bedroom of the aforementioned expedition leader.

EDIT:
Dear Ushat Snarlingdyes:
Please do not fall asleep in the mining tunnels until you dig out a route to the surface. My bad that the way was cut off, but still...

EDIT3:
A note to all woodcutters in all universes:
You may have ranks in axedwarf. Whether or not this is so, your battleaxes are useful for more than killing trees-they kill monkies, too!

This has already been said, but it can't be said enough.
AWESOME.

About the title: A literal egg thief steals eggs. This is...not that.
It is still cool, though.

Dear Urists McMiners:
Use the nice silver picks I just made so that Urist McDraftedMechanic can make a mechanism so that someone can assemble the other silver parts into a well so that no one has to die.
Sincerely,
GreatWyrmGold.
PS: Sorry about only embarking with only 7 drinks in what turned out to be a saltwater biome.

Channel above the area and tell civilian dwarves to stay inside.

My royalty seems to have died out as well. Such a sad state my civ is in. I checked the legends and sure enough they kicked a few goblin asses, but they got theirs handed to them by elves. Often multiple times in a row elves sacked the same dwarven cities. Must have been a new king/queen elected every year or so.

Are you sure they were dwarves and not mutant or undercover elves?