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Messages - GreatWyrmGold

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7516
Actually, he's gotten Nuriel pregnant. A while ago.

7517
Roll To Dodge / Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« on: January 23, 2014, 10:59:08 am »
Besides, you all need to stop faffing around. If we're really going to traumatize him, we need to teach him to read with the help of Ayn Rand.
Oh come on, we're not monsters.
Besides, his attention span is way too short for him to be affected by that stuff.

7518
Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« on: January 23, 2014, 10:58:06 am »
((Dunno. I was making a joke anyways.))

7519
Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Combat Teams
« on: January 23, 2014, 10:57:35 am »
((Everyone gets a Mk I for free.

Also, two questions.
1. What, exactly, is Milnoplate?
2. What are the advantages of robosods over robots?))

7520
Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« on: January 23, 2014, 10:55:39 am »
((Oh. Good to know so I don't make a fool of myself when someone cares about that stuff.))

7521
...All this talk is getting me to thinking of what Nuriel and Selina's baby would be like...
Worry more about Kyle and Nuriel's baby...

if they are that pragmatic and selfish, what's with nuriel being inside a small child?
Not her choice. It was part of her punishment.

Also, abandon Selina's girlfriend to a mad god, see what she thinks. :P
Or anyone who's been with the group a while.
Or Arya, whose house we're staying at.

Is bitchslapping a mad god possible?
Yes, but not advisable.

7522
There would need to be a reason, though. And since very very nearly all demons are pragmatic and selfish...

7523
Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« on: January 23, 2014, 10:34:41 am »
((What do you call the bit of the computer that actually stores stuff? I thought that was ROM, and the processing stuff was RAM.
What does ROM stand for, anyways? I know RAM is Random Access Memory...))

7524
Well, they don't really have maternal/paternal instincts like most kinds of animals that don't just abandon their young or die before they hatch do. Also, they're inherently selfish (it's one of their defining traits) and after a number of generations of being bred to be tools for the parent, they're kind of jerks.

7525
Can we kill Dorthe Bager?

If not, Sell to Dorthe Bager!
[(15*2)+(6*2)]*0.75=31.5

Don't you dare come in knocking off those last 8.5 and stealing my sale!


7526
Basically when a demon really loves someone they somehow make a baby which borrows traits from both parents.

When the baby is born it does things depending on the type of demon it is.
Eh. I suppose that's possible, if rare.

Demons aren't born into types any more than humans are born into professions or hobbies. Less so, actually, because demons are terrible parents.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: Enraged Twerking
« on: January 23, 2014, 10:28:50 am »
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So, I showed this game to my Dad, and he actually seems interested in playing it.  Yes, knowing of all the horrible player stuff.
And thus another Bay12er was born.

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So: +1 to everything GWG +1'd, -1 to everything else.  Mostly because I don't feel like sifting through the idiocy.
I like being the baseline for uncrazy suggestions.

Sigh. Why did we try giving a two-year-old a sword, guys? Seriously?

Also, I dunno if reminding Grate's mother of his existence would be a good idea, giving how we're treating him.
Let's do this:
Teach Grate to read.
Using lots of scary stories and ancient mythology and whatever else, just so long as he learns to read.
+1

Ok, you want what you want, then you must learn how to speak bay12. Have him read the necronomicon, or something.
All of you claim to be Lovecraftians, but how many of you have read any of the Necronomicon that you didn't hear from your head cultist?

Also, -1, where would we even get a copy?

-1 to stupid abusive things. So, pretty much all the other suggestions.

7528
What did you have in mind? It hasn't really come up, there should be some way to incorporate the neat bits.

7529
Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« on: January 23, 2014, 10:21:31 am »
((Precisely. Wipe the brain, add to RAM. Or maybe ROM would be better-suited for that?))

7530
Roll To Dodge / Re: Roll to Go Mad: Turn 31 - Light and Dark
« on: January 23, 2014, 10:20:57 am »
((Mostly making fun of Cyrus as a side character. When the GM forgets he exists for like an eighth of the game...))

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