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"I don't think it's even possible to make a risque cellular automaton."[/color]

Challenge half-accepted! If you explain what cellular automata are, I'll think of how to make it risque.
Because I like to do the impossible, no matter how silly.

Because everybody thinks that Jack the Ripper is kinda cool, she was accepted into the household, and most people don't seem too bothered by the part where she ritually removes the organs of her victims like some sort of psycho...

Should we disturbed bu the pride and pleasure Hainawule clearly gets from killing innocent people who happened to stumble on the Fingerlings' enclave? Because, frankly, the type of people murdered and the motive matters a lot more than what they do to the bodies (I'll get back to that). For comparison:
Hai: Kills anyone who wanders into a completely imperceptible enclave, because her people were too stupid or lazy to erect a fence or something with a nice "Danger! Do Not Enter!" sign.
Jac: Kills the worst sorts of criminals, typically ones with magical powers, because if she doesn't she'll die (and also because they're really dicks, what with the whole "murder/rape/etc" thing).
On that note, the organ-removal seems to be part of that "not dying" thing.

For one thing, his wife won't be appearing for his span in the game, which won't be overly long - he flew to them (by plane) to learn how to control his shoop da whoop laser power.

1. Just because a character never shows up onscreen doesn't mean she can't be shipped. Examples: Stella (either one, actually), Camille, Yuri.
2. He really thinks a bunch of teenagers are going to be able to help teach him how to use his power.

She doens't believe in Kyle either 

No one else does, but we don't say that because it would hurt his self-esteem.

anyways, I think SenXNuriel would be an odd combination since its basically PaperxFire

They'e also the only demons in the group.

silly Elf, we don't bro fist, we bro-heil

Dude. No Nazi-related jokes. Nazis aren't funny. Except maybe on the receiving end of military-grade slapstick.

Hey, just sticking to a DF theme.

Once upon a time Wwolin decided to do some worldbuilding. He made a great big map and everything, and was all ready to come up with some sort of crazy history, when he was struck by an idea. Why not let the forum control a civilization on this great big map, starting at the agricultural revolution and going however far they could get before they destroyed either themselves or the planet.

Where did you get "DF theme" from?

Name: The empire of blood
Starting Biome: Desert

Wee bit cliche, don't you think?

My character will be a 54 year-old farmer from Alberta named Daryl. He's slightly pudgy, got small watery blue eyes, sunburned skin, and has trouble controlling his giant laser beam powers.

He's also married.

Ship that, if you dare.

DarylxDaryl's Wife.
Too easy.

Also, how would he get to Northdale? He's not quite old enough to retire, especially as a farmer, and he's across the world.

Pft dude I'm surrounded by 20 fully armed S.W.A.T every one of whom will take a bullet for me. You'd be dead before you got within 500 ft.

Wow. Just wow.

Anyways, how the hell did this happen? How the hell did you get dozens of cops to follow you like slaves?

"Interesting. Any advice on how I could do the same?"

STEPHEN HAWKING is Grate's new dad due to quantum shenanigans.

By his own claims. He's been a bit absentee. Even more so than Jim, which is remarkable since Jim's player stopped playing.

Recruit band of orphan cockney thieves to make more money. Enlist Grate with the thieves to get more street-smarts.

...+1 to this, sadly the most sensible and least horrible suggestion so far.
-1 to everything else.

((1. Because burning down a forest infested by horrid monsters is totally a bad thing
2. Er...I guess I'll give you that?
3. Yes, guiding us into the murderpit is obviously a service
4. Hey, I did that too, the leg burning came AFTER the magic. And IC I will attribute it to magical fatigue. OOC it was just a poor decision, but with RTDs you       never know what will succeed or fail.
5. I'm guessing this also means no using it as handy fuel for my own maginukes, so actually helpful
6. Helpful, if anyone actually gave a damn.

+1
Although I don't remember him doing #6...

So overall I suppose he's a decently helpful influence.))

-1
He's more useful than hindering, but I'm not sure I'd call him "helpful".