May 9, 2024: The May '24 Report is up.
News: April 23, 2024: Dwarf Fortress 50.13 has been released.
News: February 4, 2021: Dwarf Fortress Talk #28 has been posted.
News: November 21, 2018: A new Threetoe story has been posted.
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((I feel like the butt monkey of ER at the moment. Lovely.))((Of course. You are:
Join Xan in beatboxing and charge my amp.((Nice choice. This will be hilarious no matter what you roll. I just home the fleshbomanation thing you're in has ears in your room...))
"Always best to start with the simplest option. With a little luck it'll be the best one.""Why do you think it'll be the simplest option? This isn't some stupid shooter game where the problems will go away if you fill the right people with bloody holes--crime is a complex socioeconomic problem, and can easily come back even if we eliminate all current criminals. Let's say we had a bomb that would vaporize anyone who committed a crime and left everyone else untouched; within a few years, a combination of those who considered crime before but never did it, those more recently desperate people, and immigrating criminals looking for easier pastures will have brought crime back."
(( What's it aimed at then, we're not actually doing that bad at working together. Or at least being civil ish.((We're civil-ish, but horribly unable to, you know, work together.))
And well we are 6 strangers all with vastly different pasts for the most part who got tossed in together out of the blue. ))
...then and then sacrifice science itself. Then we invent magic and sacrifice that too. At that point I guess we move on celebrities? And then random internet people. How about that plan of action?Increasingly insane.
Dwarf fortress is fine for that, it's just that when GWG gets a bit disturbed who from what I can tell is a regular poster on this forum, gets disturbed, we might be doing something wrong.I am the resident sane guy.
I just left to go play some X-COM, and I come back, and the Titaness of witchcraft has been sacrificed to the child.X-Com or XCOM?
I mean, forced to listen to rock music? You guys are horrible.Classic rock. We're not monsters, ya know.
Alright, how do I convince someone who's trying to traumatize the kid...Plus we won't have to pay for an Nanny either!
Nevermind, who'd pay someone to watch their kid when dark and empty houses does the job perfectly?
"Well my first idea is a simple one I mentioned earlier. I convince the Cossacks to pay us to remove the Rebs. They're the immediate problem the Cossacks are not and they like to solve problems with money.""That works."
Victoriea shrugs in response to Carl. "What happens to crime in this country happens. I'm just here to assist in whatever we're doing. I needed the work.""I'm here because the governor evidently thought I could make a difference, so I'm going to try."
Steve has access to all Auron communications and has not made any comments or given any orders related to the cessation of construction of a mobile weapons platform to be used in the defence of said installation.((How often does Steve ever give direct orders except at the beginning of missions and when asked?))
Steve told us to make preparations for the coming battle, making a mech for use in said battle is congruent with those orders, Steve outranks you.((Did Steve say that the mech would in any way help? Did you ask for confirmation?))
Therefore, making a mech out of scrap to fulfill Steves orders takes precedence over following the instructions of a mechaphobic teammate with delusions of authority.
Seriously pyro, im getting real tired of these "i said no and if you ignore me im gonna keep complaining and threatening you until you comply" arguments. This is a game and im trying to enjoy it, Leave me be.))((The point here is more "Don't expect help from Steve/the Armory/etc."))
