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Roll To Dodge / Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« on: January 20, 2014, 04:17:00 pm »
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Bay12 Rumble: New GM Get! New Elf Rp Incoming!
« on: January 20, 2014, 04:14:18 pm »
"Uh-huh! And there's enough room for all you, if you--"
Angel hits a wall and falls to the ground.
"I'm okay! Maybe I shouldn't talk while flying."
Angel hits a wall and falls to the ground.
"I'm okay! Maybe I shouldn't talk while flying."
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rise of the Magic Girls v2 OOC: Oh mah gawd, the angst!
« on: January 20, 2014, 04:13:11 pm »Their misunderstood. That's like saying a dog is outright hostile to people because it bit someone.If a dog attacks me, I'm going to respond.
If the dog is attacking me and a bunch of defenseless kids, the dog is going to regret it.
If the dog is also the size of a tiger, can fire poisonous spines, and so forth, that "dog" is going to be killed.
Well, if you had random travelers in abundance and had to eat large amounts of meat wouldn't you eat them?...
No. What the hell?
It's kind of silly that everyone suddenly doesn't trust Kyle for some reason. Like, if it were just Will and Luna that would make sense but everyone suddenly distrusts him for no apparent reason.What? We don't distrust Kyle, just his out-of-nowhere assumption that Ms. Newcomer is the serial killer.
And I don't like, um, the KKK, but I wouldn't want them all to die by manticore and the little fact that I don't like them doesn't justify it.Kyle doesn't like the kids in his school.It's kind of silly that everyone suddenly doesn't trust Kyle for some reason. Like, if it were just Will and Luna that would make sense but everyone suddenly distrusts him for no apparent reason.Dude he indirectly advocated the deaths of school kids.
(The fact that they're KKK might help, but that's beside the point. They were the least evil group I could think of that I could honestly say I dislike.)
I think you all are just playing Kyle up as a bad guy for no reason.Dude.
He's showing himself to not care about the lives of anyone he doesn't really know, compared to the lives of giant murderous monsters he just met and who tried to kill some of his friends. Well, at least one, I'm not sure how he feels about Cullodus and Catherine. That's showing a rather skewed set of priorities.
Then, he accused a girl of being a serial killer because he met her around the time he heard of the serial killer. (Note Will's comment on that logic for further information.) That is ignoring all kinds of due process ever.
I'd say we have a good case for Kyle being a bit of a "bad guy".
Well, if Kyle is such a horrible hatable character then why don't I just leave? Because seriously I'm getting sick off all the pokes at my character when I'm just playing him they way I think is best.Then leave, if you aren't having fun.
His morality is practically Orange ad Blue to the rest of us. Salvageable. Maybe.And, you know, doesn't try to save monsters above their victims any more.
He can stay if I can add that to his tropes page.
Myself, I understand Hainuwele but can't sympathize with her supposed backstory. Kyle is...understandable. Ish.I understand Hai's motives but consider her actions immoral and her community frankly stupid. (Seriously! Fence and signs! No rocket science needed!)
Kyle...well, maybe if he ever explains why he values manticores over kids. And in a way that doesn't make me want to strangle him and throw him in jail. (Note that "strangle" does not mean lethally.)
You don't seem to understand. It's been happening the entire game! I try to just let it pass but really, it's starting to make me think that I'm playing this character badly and should just quite and join the next game with a character who has the exact same set of morals as everybody and just goes along with what they do like they're perfect fucking people!We're not perfect. Everyone here has issues.
The difference is that we're not apathetic to the deaths of dozens of schoolkids just because we don't really like them.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Bay12 Rumble: New GM Get! New Elf Rp Incoming!
« on: January 20, 2014, 04:03:06 pm »
Angel removes her shirt and starts flying around in some of the larger rooms.
"This place is AWESOME!"
"This place is AWESOME!"
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rise of the Magic Girls v2 IC Thread: Golems, Layars and Love Letters
« on: January 20, 2014, 04:02:25 pm »<And Will, do you know exactly what she did the night she arrived? Because you were drunk that night.><Been filling in the gaps. You dick.>
At some point, Will reaches the school.
He searches for clues.
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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Combat Teams
« on: January 20, 2014, 03:58:58 pm »((@GWG- too late. Didn`t feel like risking Denzel unneccesarily.))((
))Convince piecewise to go with sobserve, or at least explain what would have happened.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: Battle for Morukon RTD [Turn 26: Victory and Defeat]
« on: January 20, 2014, 03:58:01 pm »The dice are cursed to always give streaks to one side or the other, and to never tie. Throwing salt at them (or at the Internet, if using Random.org) should cure things up.My head...
Although, yeah. r.o tends to go in streaks, in my experience.
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Roll To Dodge / Re: FUCK YOU, DAD!: The Game of Strategic Parenting.
« on: January 20, 2014, 03:56:39 pm »
piecewise mentioning the kid was named for me drove me back here. Let's see what madness and horror you have inflicted on him. I mean, aside from a name suited more for a forum than real life.
Well, almost, but I'll take what I can get. It's not like someone's going to suggest anything that would make us a decent parent, eh?
+1
It's just that rap is terrible and barely qualifies as music.
((And I'm not going to claim that anyone is a messiah of music. Unless maybe it's one of the great classical composers, or someone who made a genre of music.))
-1
Also, this is the only non-abusive action with any chance of success.
+1
-1 to any actions I did not specifically +1, God you guys are horrible.
2006? Also, RIP?Okay. Bye.NAME THE CHILD GWG IN POST-MORTUM HONOR.
R.I.P. GREATWYRMGOLD
2006-2014
You hold the baby over your head like a baboon with a baby lion...Don't try this at home with your newborn. They can't support their heads yet.
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Unusually horrible (and usually stupid) suggestionsYou'll raise a fantastic corpse at this rate. And not even a very big one.
We are terrible, terrible people, aren't we?Yes. You should all be ashamed of yourselves.
We're trying to unlock his potential not kill him!Such can be said for most of your ideas.
Bathe him in classic rock music to prevent possible stupid tastes.Finally, a reasonable suggestion!
Well, almost, but I'll take what I can get. It's not like someone's going to suggest anything that would make us a decent parent, eh?
>Buy him some nice toys, including a little blue teddy bear and a xylophone, and a fun assortment of board-books....
>Take him to the museum to look at DINOSAURS RAAAWR.
+1
I'd rather that than have him be the 70,000th person I've met trying to convince me that Led Zeppelin and Pink Floyd are messiahs of music, and that I'm stupid because I listen to Rap.Now, now, you're not stupid because you listen to rap.
It's just that rap is terrible and barely qualifies as music.
((And I'm not going to claim that anyone is a messiah of music. Unless maybe it's one of the great classical composers, or someone who made a genre of music.))
Btw, is it possible we could accidently kill our kid before he even reaches 16? Or is it that no matter what hell we put him through he'll still be alive. Crippled or maimed, but alive.At this rate, crippled and maimed is about the best possible outcome.
Exactly what stat is this raising though?Deadness?
>At least get the poor kid a teddy bear.+1
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A mechanized one, programmed to spout the occasional motivational phrase and slap him around when he's feeling sorry for himself....
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"Poketwo, how dare you bring logic int this place!"Wait, that counted as logic?
Point.+1. Considering Bay12, this is probably one of the least detrimental actions that can be performed in a turn...+1. Got to remember to honor the dark gods.
>Sacrifice a dear to Hecate Goddess of Witchcraft to bless your son with "The Gift".
Of course, I don't know what this 'gift' is...but whatever it is, it is probably better than baptizing the child into the faith of Armok.
Also, this is the only non-abusive action with any chance of success.
+1
-1 to any actions I did not specifically +1, God you guys are horrible.
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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Combat Teams
« on: January 20, 2014, 03:36:10 pm »Hey, Hey, You know that other tread? The one you left? Kid's named after you. Yeah. Yeah....
Dammit, now I'm going to want to watch that abomination.
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As per things to do...well we're working toward that time skip so I think you're on your own free time now.Neat.
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It breaks. Snaps in half like a glass rod.((...Oops.))
sobserve((Please don't fix this tyop, I wanna see what piecewise makes of it.))
See if VR is online. If it is, see if I can join Anton and Bishop in their brainstorming session.
((What thread would that be?))
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rise of the Magic Girls v2 IC Thread: Golems, Layars and Love Letters
« on: January 20, 2014, 03:25:32 pm »
<The fact that you have no reason to think she'll do any of that?>
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rise of the Magic Girls v2 OOC: Oh mah gawd, the angst!
« on: January 20, 2014, 03:24:54 pm »((Will already back to eat breakfast? No manticore hunt?))He took one look and returned, explaining over mindlink that a) it's probably just a dream and b) he doesn't have any way to fight them, being just a human with no offensive powers/magic or weapons even.
A was mostly a friendly jab at Elf's plot.
IT HAS BEEN DETERMINED HOW MEME REPRODUCES! (I know that sounds creepy)...
After consuming a certain amount of candy, she will undergo Mitosis at the 'chronological age' of about 5 years, then again at 8 and 15. Thus, she will slowly multiply! The average Meme life span is 60-70 years of age, with the decay process starting at about their 55-65th year where their fur will turn grey slowly.
And thats your random weird thing from me for the day!
That's less relevant than the question of what Chewbaca did before meeting Han Solo, and was given a dumber answer. No offense, but seriously. You could have left it at "She doesn't" and no one would have had an issue with it. Wasn't she a creation of TA!Selina's, anyways?
So Selina doesn't care about killing the things that amount to big kitties? Wow.Um...you left out many aspects vital to the manticore. Like the scorpion tail, the wings, the human head, the size, and the fact that they were eating people, including kids.
Selina and Kyle. Magical animal rights activists.I foresee the headline: NORTHDALE FIVE MEMBERS KILLED TRYING TO PROTECT MURDEROUS COCKATRICES.
Well, most everyone has gone home as plot is stop.Will has gone to the school to make the plot go.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Rise of the Magic Girls v2 IC Thread: Golems, Layars and Love Letters
« on: January 20, 2014, 03:22:02 pm »"Apparently, Murder Night's success have inspired some others. A bunch in this East Coast city, for instance. A teleporter, a shapeshifter, a pyrokinetic, and a telekinetic. All but the shapeshifter with pretty narrow powers, but they're still deadly."Will thanks her and checks the news.She looks over at him, blinking. "Hm?"
"Oh my."
Corebus opens the door of the house and plops down the two heads on a table."We need to ask Arya first. And it might not hurt to get those taxed and ermined."
"I have come back from the field of battle and have gained the spoils of war! We should display the war trophies prominently from the house to curry favor with the Gods!"
<Taxedermied, Nuriel.>
"Whatever.>
<...Do I want to know why taxidermy came up in your conversation?>
<Chatting about what to do with the dead manticore heads.>
<Ah. I'll be over there ASAP.>
Assuming no one at the house has any follow-up questions, he heads straight back for the school.
Keith pulls Bethany into his chest.Angel, who of course followed Kyle and the others, looks at this in confusion.
"Are you okay, Beth?"
Meme runs over and hugs Angel tightly in fear, not having her old dart gun.Angel hugs back.
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"If she was the killer, then why are we not all dead in our beds now, or atleast some of us, and why did she cuddle Meme so protectively?""That makes sense.
<Maybe she's waiting for reinforcements and trying to get our trust, so she can let the other in? Or maybe she's just in league with the serial killer?>
<...From what I'm gathering, that's stupid. Also, where did you all go?>
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Meme is still kinda scared of giant mutated cat things.Shocker.
<... Did you guys let a killer in the house? She's gonna cause more trouble than she's worth you know.><Yes, but we're working on getting her back to Lilliputia. On that note, Shys'm Caes, do you think you could create a nice island somewhere secluded?>
<I still vote we kick her out.><Which her? There's like a zillion girls at Arya's.>
<I vote that you shut up and kick her out since she's a damn serial killer! Keeping her will only make more killers and make people think we approve of it!><Now, now, there's no proof that the new girl is a serial killer. All you have is that she came in at the same time we heard about the serial killers. By that logic, Angel is a Layar because you met her when you found out about the Layar invasion.>
<Caring but capable sounds more like biased towards the girl than properly paranoid to me.><Proper paranoia requires proof.>
<Okay. Tell me exactly what happened to cause you guys to trust her over me?><Nothing. That's what happened. She has done nothing to make me question her innocence.>
"...What he said."
<But honestly, how much damage could she do?><...You did not just say that.>
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Bay12 Rumble: New GM Get! New Elf Rp Incoming!
« on: January 20, 2014, 03:13:07 pm »
"Okay...anyone want to come over to my new house?"
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: The Lone Isle RPG: The return
« on: January 20, 2014, 03:12:33 pm »"She certainly has speed. I would not want to face her on an open field.""Nor would I, although I suspect I could manage something..."
Krom drifts off into thought, unconsciously pricking his finger and half-sketching runes he imagines he might be able to use to help his strategies.
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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Bizarre Slime [Suggestion Game]
« on: January 20, 2014, 03:11:31 pm »
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