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"Why'd Kyle fleeing alongside the enemy? Has he betrayed us?"Nuriel takes over so she can shrug.
Especially if they're also killing students and destroying a school and such.They are literally an endangered species.Yes, and if an endangered species attacks you, you are perfectly within your rights to murder they ass.
Which is a great way to get literally everyone angry at you!They are literally an endangered species.You also said that people are perfectly replaceable.
"People are replaceable!"Angel takes back over and kicks Kyle in the shins.
"Okay..so that's one down..((or is it?)). Now someone fill me in, what are these...things doing here? Show and tell day gone horribly wrong?""We're not allowed to bring pets to show-and-tell."
((four ones in a row? I find this unlikely. No need to keep the dice low for us, it appears we are doing just fine))I highly doubt that that's what's going on, otherwise Elf wouldn't be drawing attention to it by cursing the RNG and Cado, who supposedly controls random.org or something.
Hainuwele lets Galde make a close fly by over one of the Manticores (whichever one is the least attacked at the moment)We're still looking for more manticores.
Nuriel doesn't really remember Corebus's name.((Corbucks?))"Then she was putting it out of its misery.""That was Corbucks, actually."
Nuriel is still looking for manticores.
It wasn't Fluffy that Catherine decapitated. She decapitated the one who she and Nuriel had been tag teaming.Thought so.
"Then she was putting it out of its misery.""That was Corbucks, actually."
"It was laying there whimpering in pain!""It was trying to kill us!"
It wasn't fighting!Yes, it was.
Kyle pulls out his quill.Nuriel smacks Kyle with the quill, gently.
"Obviously you aren't good with animals!"
Corebus is the angriest German.I dunno. The World Wars had some very angry Germans.
...So, killing a murderous monster trying to destroy the school and kill them affected Kyle worse than the campaign of unintentional abuse.Yes as a matter of fact.You guys broke Kyle.What, worse than Will calling him an idiot?
Good job assholes.
"Well maybe if you tried being nice to it like I was!""..."
Kyle makes his point by calling Fluffy over and petting him sadly.
You guys broke Kyle.What, worse than Will calling him an idiot?
Good job assholes.
Kyle looks on at the decapitated manticore in horror. He walks over to the dead manticore like someone just killed his puppy."Hun, you're not all that bright. Didn't you notice it trying to kill us?"
"Baby..."
More manticores. Five of them."...You're a fucking genius compared to those guys, though."
[2,1,60,3,5]
Four of them petrify the others and leave one alive to stare down Corebus.
((Wait, Manicores petrify themselves if they look at each other?))((Pretty sure they don't, but eh.))
I feel the need to question why a Kindergardner goes onto a highschool btw. Even as an outstanding genius, or rather especialy as one, she would not visit a public high school.She doesn't. She's in second grade.
