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((Decided not to retcon shenanigans. Too awkward, especially now.))

Will wakes up with a splitting headache.

"What the hell did I do last night?"

His power kicks back in.
Lack of memories, headache: Alcohol consumption.
Why the hell was I drinking?
Assorted recollections, alcohol consumption: Invited to party with gods.
((You know, I'm getting bored writing this, so I'll cut to the chase: Despite his best attempts at forgetting the night, his power is making him remember.))
"Goddammit. Why the hell was I so stupid?"
Alcohol consumption: Impaired judgement.
"Rhetorical question. Why am I talking to myself?"
He goes to get some water to drink and prepare for school, where I imagine nothing much of note will happen.

((That's always fun.))

Angel tries to find the others.

So I've finally got the entire first floor of that thing mapped out. Once I make the walls visible again, you can't actually see most of it, the wires, for instances, are only barely visible.
So you guys need to make sure you do a good job of blowing them apart, so you can admire all the detail I'm putting into this thing.
I never thought it'd be this much work, and this is a tiny little ship.

For a small teaser, to keep you guys sane during this very long update process, here's what the entire ship looks like so far.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Very...boxy.

Well, if I'm not sentient, I don't really want to be a gibbon.
_Racist.

So I guess I'll go orangutan, since no one chose that.

(no color because on laptop)

...So?

<Some girl the iron lady found while wandering around.>

Isn't Bismuth bronze?

((OK, so I can finally get onto the internet what did I miss?, and no work for a little bit))

Party: Will got separated from Luna after being teleported into Aphrodite's lap; Aphrodite dressed him up in a dress and teleported him into the middle of the crowd, at which point he quickly fled (with Cyrielle's help). Cyrielle got the suit he was wearing back so he could change. Kyle handcuffed Will to him with handcuffs that would explode if tampered with, then kissed Will and got punched and kicked once each before Ashley teleported the cuffs into the void and separated them. Will tried to see if he could drink enough alcohol to make him forget that.
Also some people talked. Will was the person there with the most drama going on, I think.
Plot: Let's see. There's this gang, the Black Vipers or something stupidly stereotypical like that, who were kidnapping (and raping? I seem to recall someone saying she was lying) this one girl the group found and adopted. More on her later. Anyways, the Vipers had a base, until they started to tell Bismuth who they were and got strangled by their own tattoos. Because cyanide pills are for squares. Also, a magical-person-killing serial killer was mentioned and may be connected. Back to the girl: She's an immortal regenerator from late-19th-century London.

Quote from: kj1225 on January 20, 2014, 03:57:08 am

You say that like Kyle isn't genre savvy enough to prepare for that.

Also, she's immortal.
So killing her is going to be a right bitch.

She can't be harder to kill than Wolverine.

It would most likely fail unless she was literally god.

Or convinced God to help.

Oy, Cado! The idea was brought up a while back of us retconning in some "shenanigans" I had planned for when Will and Luna were handcuffed. Yea or nay?

"Um...do you know where my friends are? Ada, Cullodus, and Kyle?"

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 19, 2014, 02:32:00 pm

In.

_{"Gibbons are apes, too!"}
I'm thinking Hoolock hoolock, because the gibbons have remarkably few species who stand out. Maybe Hylobates moloch, H. agilis, or H. lar.
_{"Not that you'd care. You're one of those bastards that thinks all of us gibbons look alike, don't you?"}

Gibons are not closely related to humans enough to be affected by the Socratic Agent. Family Hominidae only. Should you choose to persist in this choice of species, you shall be considered an Inferior Primate by the Empire.

Would that mean I wouldn't be sentient, or that I wouldn't be a citizen?

Can't do it in-character now though, seeing as Cyrielle is now busy drinking as much alcohol as possible. You could just retcon in the shenanigans.

Pretty awkward, but I guess if Cado agrees.
...Actually, Will might get drunk enough

"The fuck do you mean, who're we? Who're you, whore? Some kind of sex robot?"

Yes. A gynoid with full combat capabilities.

[To: Luna] <Now if you excuse me, I need to continue exploiting the fact that Australia has a lower drinking age than California. Because being unable to drink a good glass of spirits in California is really quite irritating.> Cyrielle proceeds to do so.

Better sober up before returning home. I doubt they'll buy the old "I got drunk in Australia" line.

Quote from: RangerCado on January 19, 2014, 11:23:12 pm

[to Yuri and Demons Run]<So, heres what you two need to do. You guys need to go have sex with Selina because she feels that she isn't treating everyone right right now because she hasn't had it with you two. Alone or at the same time, your choice.> Luna then exits all mind communications with a snicker.

((... She couldn't even TELL that anymore.
She doesn't get the perks of being part of Selina's subconcious, either ))

What makes you think she's right?
What makes you think she cares about if she's right or not?

Quote from: RangerCado on January 19, 2014, 11:26:47 pm

((She invades her mind every couple hours, easy with how little Selina has in mental defences and the bracelets (as well as the soul power if I assume its abilities correctly) and she wants to mess with them a bit. Its true regardless about how Selina feels.))

((Guess that makes sense. Really need to get her a mind shield.))

A mind-shield against someone who's part of her own mind?