Angry at one of them, the other was doing her best and... who else?
"The other was doing her best." Exactly.
And there was Shys'm Caes, and I think another person or two.
He has stated multiple times he cares more about his friend then his life.
Which friend? The friend that threatened to kill Richard, who horribly humiliated Selina whenever she got control, and who only existed because God went too far in a game of mental Truth or Dare?
I'm fine, but the skype chat is not. My skype pic was also a casualty. 
This sounds hilarious! I mean, "horrible"!
<Also I don't have a penis but that can wait."
"Why are boobs like, so fucking nice?"
"Polygons."
Keith snuggles Bethany into her boobs.
Like, shut up Pagan Dad.
"I died."
"Like, what."
"I was put on my God bed."
"I don't know. I want to kill criminals."
"Mhhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmm, you can be like, kinda dumb but your boobs are like,nice."
Keith goes to sleep smothering Bethany.
Bethany sleeps happily.
What. So much what.
I'm tempted to request a partial karma roll from Elf.
((Purposely trying to keep it out of NSFW Territory.))
It's uncomfortably close for me.
It sure ain't something I really want to read.
"Not much, Shut the fuck up yourself, you xenophobic cockgobbler, and I BUILT THIS SHIT." She gestures at the everything. "In order."
"NICE TO FUCKING MEET YOU! GO FUCKING SHOVE YOUR OWN FIST UP YOUR FUCKING DUSTY ASS COOCH AND RIP OUT YOUR FUCKING INTERNALS! AND DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE SINGLE FUCKING SHIT!?"
*casts
gate*
*removes popcorn from Xantalos's infinite stash*
*munch munch*
((Basically, a serial killer starts murdering magical people, possibly only ones that misuse their power, but not exactly discriminately and it's NOT helping their reputation since everyone assumes he's magic too.))
Hm...
Well, question one is how s/he is going to be killing the stronger magical people.
Question two is
what the hell is s/he doing near one of the most famous clusters of magical people in the world, strong enough to drive off the effing Layar?
"Haven't had nearly enough olives yet I guess..."
That olive would probably be about the size of a good-sized watermelon, proportionally. How many whole watermelons can you eat in a sitting?
Hai would have a somewhat larger appetite, but I'd be surprised if you could even eat one whole watermelon in a sitting, and even more surprised if you were willing to do so.
((Okay, i'm unsure of whats going on. Because it was never restated that Luna got re-hand cuffed to Will... And it wasn't retconned that she failed to escape... I can't really continue my retcon without figuring this out.))
Cyrielle did, in fact, re-cuff them shortly after Luna slipped out.
As disappointed as Will is with this, I'm glad.
"YOUR A FUCKING SPACE ELF CULTISTS OF SELINA! WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BULLSHIT!"
Not an entirely unreasonable reaction.
"ALSO GO STICK A FUCKING TREE UP YOUR SHIT YOU FUCK!"
An entirely unreasonable reaction.
