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Lily...actually realizes what Kyle said.
And blushes.
...???

"Mermaids have extremely quick gestation and growing periods from being adapted to not dying by wildlife."
Dude. Don't try to justify it. That makes no sense on so many levels.
And hey, what's wrong with a merbaby?

((Waitlist is horribly out of date. I just joined a couple weeks ago.))
And then you joined again once Qi returned to China.

((I'll look at joining tomorrow then, I guess))
Doo eet!

"I'm the defender of the innocent and friend of the Northsdale five."
Wait, wasn't Kyle in the N5?

Hey, Elf, if I had been around during the time where Ester's father was here, what kind of rolls would be required for Mr. Stigson to not deck Will?

((Well there you go; seems to me that father's worried about his kid who vanished for several days and has reason to believe that you guys kidnapped her.))
She's been gone for less than that, three days at most. And he said he'd come by to pick her up yesterday, so much of that is his fault.
And if we kidnapped her, we'd be the worst kidnappers ever.

((Just want to point out that a reaction that extreme from a father who just got his daughter back?  I find it hard to believe.))
Not to be too, ah, blunt about it...but IRL, sufficiently religious families have kicked out homosexual children. Or at least teens.
This kinda makes it hard for USEC to claim Ester's father isn't a fundie zealot, but eh.

((Selina never locks the door.))
New trope for Selina.

((Damn it all! This uncertainty makes me feel an urge to actually bother making and running Superposition - A Game about Quantum Mechanics and Strip Poker :P))

((This sounds amazing.))
((Do it, Emp.

I dare you.))
((The issue is, I need to figure out how to implement decoherence and some other quantum mechanical effects so that it actually obeys the physics, just at an unrealistic scale. Sort of like Schrodinger's cat. Except you know, without the cat. Or the box. Or the poison. Or the radioactive isotope. And with people. And strip poker.))
You are making it sound even awesomer. How much quantum mechanics do you actually know?
And will this be following the Copenhagen interpretation or what?

Joan grabs the Hybrid because cat.
The Hybrid is a rabbit.

Sen should have no reason to believe shes in there.
Retroactively, she does!
(Will's announcement was made with no knowledge of this exchange.)

Selina took her bracelet off in the bath.
Again...Genre Blind

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((The door would be unlocked... Selina didn't lock it))
...Huh. Two blinds make a savvy.

The sack is really heavy. Probably a bit too heavy for only Kyle to carry.
He has powered armor.


And holy carp, you guys are chatty when I'm at work. That took me hours. Something like 400 posts takes a while to read, digest, and reply to.


A war does imply conquest. It only implies fighting.
9 times out of 10, conquest implies war. They'd definitely have a lot of overlap.

When is the appropriate time to start shipping the horsewoman Pestilence with Kyle?
Yesterday.

When Elf gets over the fact that half his female characters ever have been shipped with Kyle.
Half (or more) of everyone's female characters have been shipped with Kyle. Heck, something like half of my and Cado's female characters have slept with Kyle.

oh god, so many names and words


kinda intimidating....is there any sort of...synopsis? some...beginner guide?
There's a trope page.

You mean a synopsis of this fucking madness can be made?
There was magic in the world!
People who got it promptly did nothing with it apart from have sex.
THE END.
That's Twilight Academy.
And I've been telling you, magic stuff is happening outside Northdale. Some of it pretty serious. For starters, two major magical warlords.

"Kyle, you have enough girlfriends. Now you're trying flirt with the Horseman of Pestilence?"
I wonder what horrific STDs will manifest from that. Maybe the STD will be Kyle's child?
Kyle's child with Pestilence will have magical control over STDs.
And hopefully some other stuff, probably, because that is seriously creepy.

Given Kyle's powers including the ability to get any woman pregnant...
Even if they sleep platonically together...

If this continues, I want one of his kids to kill him. It happened in Greek mythology (over and over again), it'll happen here.
Don't inflate Kyle's head. That only happened with gods and titans and stuff.

Also, are people really asking for Kyle to hook up with Pestilence? Well, only if Elf says yes.
Please say yes, Elf. I want to be a sentient blob of STDs.
You're aware this will reduce how many parties you get invited to?
I'm sorely tempted to make it a yes and give the child conscious control of disease.
Do it.

Or, y'know, growing up to be a normal person.
The kid of a Horseperson of the Apocalypse and a member of the Northdale Five? Normal isn't within shouting distance of the kid.

Alternatively, I could play it and it would go as well as you'd expect.
No. The world isn't allowed to be destroyed. Elf's rules.

...how the hell did PestilencexKyle become so popular?

Pestilence spoke TWO WORDS to him.
Kyle.
Also, you started the shipping snowball.

Would it just be made out of viruses and bacteria?
Or would it also be made out of troublesome genes, prions and carcinogens?
Eh... If it's made out of just STDs then probably not. Otherwise I could see prions and carcinogens being included, but not troublesome genes. Being predisposed to cancer is not the same as having cancer.
Genetic diseases are a thing, you know. To say nothing of viral DNA that got itself into the human genome...


And now, because of how long RotMG takes to check, I must sleep without having checked any other threads since early afternoon. And it is near midnight. Good God, people, don't you have anything better to do? And if not, can't you do more of this stuff when I'm not at work?

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Angel leads Alistair to the living room.

"Well, besides lacking the necessary materials it's really impractical. I mean, the giant robot idea was more practical."
"I dunno...Eisenhower didn't drop giant robots on Japan, did he?"

"It has been argued a bit while she was asleep whether Selina is an unintentional pervert or not, so possible pervert number 3."

"WH-what...?" Selina is really confused by what Conny just said.
"News to me."
Angel is confused. Nuriel is intrigued.

Marie sighs and puts them down.
"Yeah, in retrospect it was never going to work. Also, I'm more for the molestation. It's funny and occasionally adorable."

She is smacked by Will.
"Molestation is never funny."
He heads out of the room to wash his hands.

"I know. If I lacked morals I would have flirted with her. Although she is an adult in both body and mind..."
"No offense Marie, I just don't know where--wait, what? No, Kyle."

<We'll see~ ;) >
Marie laughs and hugs back, also hugging Kyle because why not. She also pulls Elf's characters into the hug even though he's offline. And in fact, pretty much everyone in the room.
"Eek!"
Will squirms, accidentally hitting a couple people. Once released, he hurries to the bathroom and begins taking a shower.



Breakfast. Angel is sitting next to Alistair. Will is enjoying select slices of bacon, plus some scrambled eggs. He made enough for anyone who wants them.

"Kyle, you have enough girlfriends. Now you're trying flirt with the Horseman of Pestilence?"
"Kyle has many redeeming traits. Monogamy compatability is not one of them."

"Oh, and let's not forget the interview!"
"If their website is to be trusted, it'll be live, so don't make huge idiots of yourselves. Oh, and I'll be watching, so keep your bracelets on for explanations, advice, and commentary."

Spoiler: Insultfest (click to show/hide)

Marten's shoulders suddenly sag, all of the fight suddenly out of him. "I don't care. I just want my daughter back, safe and sound."
"Aren't those...mutually..."
<Dammit, now I feel like shit for saying all that.>

"Why were you bringing her up the stairs if you wanted her to see her dad!?"
Kyle leads Ester to the door that is on the same floor as the kitchen.
"I think you should tell him. Then at least he can redeem himself to everyone if he wants to."
Ester finally nods, and slowly follows Kyle. Outside, father and daughter stare at each other for several moments. Finally, Marten sweeps up Ester in an embrace. "I was so worried about you," he whispers, while Ester just stands there mute.
Will kinda slinks back a bit.

Marie smiles at the reunion.
She also tentacuddles Meme and Momo gently because woo!
Momo cries and grips Meme with his claws.

Kyle coughs.
"She has something to tell you."
Ester looks at Kyle with an expression of terror, and then slowly nods.
"Um... Can we talk somewhere private?" Ester says to her father, who looks confused but leads her to his car. The two talk inside for a minute or two, though it's hard to tell exactly what's happening through the tinted windows. Finally the passenger door clunks open and shut, and the car speeds away to reveal Ester, looking thoroughly miserable.
"...I feel like we should intervene somehow."

Kyle rushes over to Ester and hugs her. HK-47 takes a potshot at the cars tire as it drives away.
"...Not that way. The shooting, I mean--the hugging is good. But the shooting..."

Kyle rushes over to Ester and hugs her.
Arya runs over to hug her, as does Maria and Lily. Abraxas just looks....calm.
Marie tentaclehugs the entire everyone!
Ester just stands in the middle of everyone, sobbing.
Will looks at this for a moment, before sighing and walking over, patting Ester on the back.
Stella joins the hugging.

"I am following directive. Evil individuals are to be dealt with in a timely manner. If I take a potshot to show what will happen if he tries to take revenge then he shall either bring more people and thus expose more evil one or he will stay away."
"Kyle, could you add a 'Don't commit crimes unless really needed' directive to HK?"

Sen shouts from in the kitchen, "I swear to the gods of old if that robot comes after me with a bag of salt again I will destroy it and put a curse of infertility on you so your kids can't make the same mistake you did Kyle!" Sen is still agitated by the robot. She doesn't actually mean to curse Kyle. Probably.
"Too late, Sen. Kyle has at least a couple more kids coming, if my guess is correct."

"I don't have to say it again; there was no Pestilence before I."
"Not my fault you guys don't have enough Horsemen of the Apocalypse."

Sen teleports away to the demon realm after mumbling something about "devouring their immortal souls" and 'desecrating their corpses'
<Man, right in front of me. Someone let me know when the jerk comes back, he needs a good whallop.>

"Oh okay, just out of curiosity, what are your hobbies?"
"...writing f-fanfic...."
"The plague of modern literature. And I sense I might have just insulted you. Fanfic is sometimes great, but almost all of it is crap. See you later."
Will heads inside, pondering, then deciding to phone ahead to the police station, reporting how Ester's father promised to pick her up yesterday but showed up a day late before kicking her out of the car when he found out she was magical.
He also reports that Conny had to heal a black eye and some other bruises on her after she got out of the car, because any goodwill and guilt he had towards Ester's father evaporated when he kicked Ester out of the car. Discriminating based on powers is about as out-of-date as sexism where he's from.
[To: all but Ester] <...Oh, by the way, I reported that Conny healed bruises on Ester's face after she got out of the car. We need to keep the story straight, okay? I'm getting a definite vibe of some kind of abuse off him...>

Sen reappears outside of Maria's house covered in demon's blood. Her clothing is shredded, but enough of it is left to keep her from being nude.
She walks inside saying something about needing a bath.
"Judging by the ingredient list, the body wash in the blue bottle should be best at getting the blood out. Assuming it's not too far from human blood."
Will is now working on a neat mail, intended to be sent to major news networks and individuals around the globe, including Mr. Stigson on a list of other religious whackjobs and such discriminating against magicians, comparing it to the KKK.
((Will, being an AU!verse American, is more familiar with the US's history of racism than the Australian history. Plus the US has a much richer palette, and anyways it should draw suspicion away from Northdale.))

Ester blushes a little bit, "I know, I... just feel like I should have said something to make it better, you know?"
"Like what? Your father's fear of magic seems to be rooted in superstition of a religious nature, and let me tell you, religious beliefs are tenacious. I've heard of priests arguing with their gods about religion. Short version being, there wasn't anything you could have said."

Selina is asleep in her bath now...
<...Anyone seen Selina recently? And if not, could Ashley teleport into the bathroom she was bathing in so she doesn't catch hypothermia again?>

Kyle serves everyone a slice of cake if they lack one.
"Busy. I'll wrap up this paragraph and then eat it."
Fifteen seconds later, Will is eating cake.
"Thanks!"
Stella thanks Kyle.
<Do I get my own slice?>
if yes: Nuriel waits for Angel to finish, pestering her some, then enjoys her cake with gusto.
if no: Nuriel gripes.

Kyle leans over Ester and just puts his head on top of hers... for about five second before he bolts upright.
"Shit, I have to put the fear of me into criminals still."
He dons his helmet again and goes out on patrol. Someone sharp may note that HK-47 has disappeared.
Once Kyle leaves:
"Would someone who hasn't triggered depression in Kyle mind trying to dissuade him from his attempted superheroics? There aren't enough supervillains, and trying this crap on normal criminals gets you hit with charges of vigilantism and, in most cases and quite likely in Kyle's, assorted variations of assault, battery, murder, attempted murder..."

She gives Kyle's hand a gentle squeeze before he leaves, "Stay safe."
"Thinking of joining the harem?" Will is half-joking.

Luna takes over the sleeping Selina and puts the bracelet on.

<Geez Selina needs to stop doing this! ...Or someone needs to be in here with her.>
Luna then walks out, still soaked and naked, as she headed for Selina's room.
Will averts his eyes.
"Luna, it's considered rude to walk around naked when people you aren't sleeping with are present.

<Guys, I'm done for today. And I swear to all my favorite immortal being that if you laugh I'm going to hurt you.>
When Kyle gets back to the house people may notice the blood on the front of his armor... and the pink smiley face on his back and arrow that points to his but saying 'come here for a good time'.
"Your new decal is on the wrong side."
Even when he's trying not to tease Kyle, he couldn't resist. But he did at least say this with a straight face.

Lucas now appears to be a little girl. Or at least, a Little girl version of himself. If such at thing makes sense.
"Uh... What just happened...?"
"We don't even quite finish off one crazy before another starts. This place is finally starting to feel like home."

"Until Luca becomes normal. Dibs on raising her." Sen practically lets out a meow as she pseudo adopts Luca.
"I believe Arya has dibs on any small children created in her house." Will chuckles a bit.

"Well, the graffiti is what is upsetting me. The blood is from punching the guy who did it one to many times... Maybe Cyrielle is right in calling us hardened veterans as I don't feel a bit of remorse for it..."
"Did you kill, maim, or cripple him? If not, and he deserved it, that's normal. ...Well, back home, and people are pretty sturdy here. Knock someone out once and they get brain damage."

<The person who was in Maria's house, didn't leave at any time and whom we haven't seen despite all the commotion.>
<You'll need to be more specific.>

<Check the nature of their injuries! If they were still in their seats they were probably wearing seatbelts, meanwhile Tobias was presumably on the floor, if anything, he should be dead and the passengers alive...>
<Something is very suspicious here...could someone get me on-site?>
Will finishes his cake.

"And you just decided to shoot the tire... and kill two men... and leave them in their van to rot... pleasant."
Will is clearly resisting the urge to say something unkind.

To the prisoner: "Shut up or I will devour your soul and raise your corpse as a puppet for entertainment." Sen becomes cross with the prisoner before putting him in the jail cell.
<BS.>

<...I really hope this is just a false-flag, because otherwise, these people are far too stereotypical.>
<Also stupid.>

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The First Magic Girls: A New Day Dawns
« on: January 13, 2014, 08:30:35 pm »
Kimiko continues to get treated.

((*shrug*))
Yeah...hospital scenes are the worst.

Keith glares and continues trying to use telepathy on a PC.
[1-1] You fall unconscious, alerting nearby medical professionals that something's wrong.
Geez, kj, what did you do, sleep with Lady Luck's daughter or something?

Finally, she goes off to find a kitchen... Aaand then stands around wondering whether it would be rude to have a bowl of cereal for hours or until someone else comes over for breakfast.
So she does. [5] The agent, who really needs a name, is down there.
"Oh, you're up already. Good morning."

Mimu shakes her head. She had never had a baby sitter. She had been told what one was before when her parents were considering getting one, but they hadn't needed on yet. And she had no idea what a "DayCare" was.
((Does Mimu have new cat clothes?))
((What happened to her old ones?))
"Ah. Well, would you like me to get a babysitter, take you to daycare, or take you to work with me?"

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: Bay12 Rumble IC
« on: January 13, 2014, 04:10:51 pm »
Angel holds on to Ada's leg.

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Forum Games and Roleplaying / Re: [3.5 DnD] A Kobold Story - IC Thread
« on: January 13, 2014, 04:10:12 pm »
[shadow=silver,let]"How will we go about this?"

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Combat Teams
« on: January 13, 2014, 04:07:50 pm »
Reposting for locational accuracy.

Get Mr. Minimotor's attention.

"Mr. Miyamotor--"
Miyamoto.
"--Miyamoto, what do you want me to do?"


If I don't know where he is or can't get his attention--or if he looks busy--message him the same instead.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Tribulations in Magic: a Perplexicon Game.
« on: January 13, 2014, 04:04:14 pm »
((1. I'm not sure what other words could have been used with it.
2. Tomcost could have changed the "on its own" form to screw with us.
3. It's black. It's flexible, but sharp. I can't think of other materials like that.))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The First Magic Girls: A New Day Dawns
« on: January 13, 2014, 04:02:17 pm »
"Hmm..."

Try to figure out what's going on from the pictures alone.
[5] Ah! Well, I don't feel like describing Japanese newspaper comics, at least not until I read some, but you understand it now! [3] It's even kinda funny!

You're being checked up, I guess. More than once, people ask how you poked yourself in the eye.
"It was a fucking accident. What, you've never jabbed yourself in the eye before?"

[1] You lose the money.
((Damn it. I have no idea what to do besides get treated...))
(Seems to be a bit of a weakness of mine. I'm trying to get some kind of plot together, but you guys keep getting yourselves injured or mentally disturbed or something.)
They begin to treat you, applying anesthesia.

Disconnect and try telepathying to the other PCs since I'm most likely out until a timeskip happens.
[1] Ow! Backlash!

Mimu shakes her head slowly, having been like this since after she had been told about her parents. She didn't want Hogosha to be her mommy. She wanted her mommy to be her mommy.
Hogosha pats Mimu on the head.
"I need to go to work soon, and I was wondering where you would go. I could maybe take you with, but that wouldn't be much fun. I could probably find a babysitter or daycare center, but I was wondering if there was one your parents used?"

((The woman said something about it being paler and I honestly thought that I just wasn't able to access it yet))
Miyuki plugged up her ears and headed back to her room to wait for the headache to fade
(I screwed up somewhere along the line.)
You head to your room, plopping down on the bed and sighing.
[3-1] Nothing seems off. Your headache fades.

Town center.
Whoo. You end up there.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« on: January 13, 2014, 03:55:23 pm »
((Good.
*opens portals between popcorn dimension and starving villages around the world*))

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Or you could just shoot the single Steam Heart on the underbelly, and watch as all the engines and hovercores cut out.
Actually, the hovercores are connected to the Cockpit through Control Connections, but they don't require power, according to the manual. So shooting out the power would just shut off the engines and ovens, it would still just come to a standstill. You'd still need to destroy the hovercores manually.

Still, wicked clever idea, and I should have put a redundant SH on the Base floor, connecting through the floor to the kitchen.
No, no, put the hovercore in a location accessible only by flying through a long, narrow trench.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« on: January 13, 2014, 03:53:53 pm »
((*munches popcorn*
*records coordinates*
It's infinite, right?))

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette Survey Team
« on: January 13, 2014, 03:52:26 pm »
Get Mr. Minimotor's attention.

"Mr. Miyamotor--"
Miyamoto.
"--Miyamoto, what do you want me to do?"


If I don't know where he is or can't get his attention--or if he looks busy--message him the same instead.

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Roll To Dodge / Re: Tribulations in Magic: a Perplexicon Game.
« on: January 13, 2014, 03:49:41 pm »
[Pot:6+1=7]
A huge pile of black stuff appears in front of you. Most of the things that are inside of that pile look like containers of some kind, while others look like conduits. The material is flexible in general, but always gets back to its original shape, unlike rubber. Some of the strange pieces appear to have an edge. A sharp edge, actually. It is strange for something as flexible to be able to have such an edge.And now, there is another pile of bullshit to play with the bone pile, nice.
Sounds like black biometal?

Exit stage left, pursued by a bear. Out the entrance I'm by, which seems to be the only way out.

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Einsteinian Roulette / Re: Einsteinian Roulette: Repair and Rescue
« on: January 13, 2014, 03:45:43 pm »
Shaft!
((Hey, Xantalos, care to share some of your extradimensional popcorn stash?))

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Roll To Dodge / Re: The First Magic Girls: A New Day Dawns
« on: January 13, 2014, 02:20:06 pm »
Kimiko grumbles and gets treated at the hospital.
You are checked in because holy carp, you have a lot of damage.
(Where did you get those broken ribs and such, anyways?)
((I believe that it's from when she got hit by the meteor, and you completely forgot to fix that when she went to the hospital last time...))
((My bad.))
You're being checked up, I guess. More than once, people ask how you poked yourself in the eye.

<Yeah... To ridiculous to make up isn't it?>
((I'm going to put money that Kumiko is in the same hospital as Keith and will be put next to him.))
[1] You lose the money.
And there is no response.

Foot the bill and call for a taxi.
Where to?

Speed up a bit. Try to lose the creeper following me.
[5v4] You get some distance away from him.

Miyuki looked down at her body confused, she was sure she had got it right that time so why hadn't she changed? Had the woman lied to her about her other form? She must just be missing something, her head was hurting too much now to think properly anyway and again the super enhanced hearing was only making it worse.
Miyuki stumbled around the apartment trying to find some earplugs
(It's entirely possible that I mixed up records somewhere.)
You locate earplugs, because I'm feeling generous.
Today, the overload isn't so bad.

Attempt to decipher humor in the strip.
[2] Nope.

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