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[To: Sen] <...What? All of them were his descendants? How much inbreeding was involved exactly?>In a population that large? No inbreeding needed, just time.
1. Elizabeth is less than a day old, unless I missed a timeskip.Nope, Kyle gives everyone decent portions. Except Elizabeth who he's currently feeding in lieu of eating cake.<Kyle, do not feed cake to a baby that is only a few days old.>
Somehow Kyle can feel the deathglare through his damn mind.
Nope, Kyle gives everyone decent portions. Except Elizabeth who he's currently feeding in lieu of eating cake.Elizabeth is clearly stated to not be eating cake.
"I'm fine. Who are you and how are you?"Elf, why did you submit a blank post? Seriously, though, I'm not sure you could pick a less readable color if you tried. Unless you cheated and went with transparent. (Or are using Darkling, but the default is Standard outside the DF subforums.) Could you put a shadow or a glow around it, at least?
Hey Sanure, doesn't the teleport book say something about transmutation? Could Sen turn Kyle into a girl with it?Do it.
Nah. Hentai has more cohesive plots.Kyle is a very good host obviously. Also he may want to know what he looks like as a woman.Being a good host involves swapping genders? Did I stumble into a Hentai or something here?
It wont happen.Didn't we agree that any female who slept with Kyle would become pregnant? It's entirely believable that Fem!Kyle would impregnate himself.
No particular reason. I just want people to join in my laughter. and please no lol.I have no inclination to l at that, let alone ol.
Edited the tropes page to point out that distortions bones wouldn't have actually made the body that strong when factoring in that they make it easier to cleave through it....It doesn't work like that. The indestructible bones would stop the blow there, not somehow let it go through the indestructible bone.
...oh, right, before I forget. Anima, to round out her contracts (the ones she's currently using with the gods consent, forced or not):Is one of the others War, but he's too busy looking for the Amulet of Yendor to help?
Susanoo
Loki
Inanna
Pestilence (the Horseman of the Apocalypse)
Andras
Apart from that, she's got more, but these are the ones she's currently using because every other one is busy doing their thing.
Who needs conspiracies? Time travel and stasis are all the rage, I hear.Aww, even if I set up a group of people who are from that time period that have survived due to reasons I don't need to make unless you want to know?Viable but the Mayan conspiracy shit isn't really...bleh.
"Thanks!"Front-page news is some duplicating guy making an army and taking over a kingdom in Africa. He's declared war on Murder Night. This should be...interesting.
Cyrielle walks over to get a newspaper and still returns the change anyway.
<I...will not finish this sentence.><When I can buy land legally which is in one year during which I will ask a trusted adult to take care of her while I also set up a means to a steady income and also learn parenting techniques.><How very responsible of you.
... That really shouldn't come as a surprise, but it does.>
<Why would you need an entire castle?><At the rate things are going, Arya's house is going to run out of space really soon.>
<I'm quite frankly amazed that Arya and Maria can deal with the raising of so many children simultaneously.><Pretty much all of us are nearly fully raised. Basically the only ones that aren't are Meme, Momo, now Elizabeth, and Angel who has her own parents.>
>Helps that Arya and Hollis are apparently fricking loaded.<<And apparently not interested in stock advice.>
"Arya, I promise we will try to make this the... WAIT A MINUTE! I don't need a job, and I don't go to school... I have the money... Why don't I just take care of her full time like most mothers?" Conny facepalms."Because, and I mean this in the kindest way possible, you are about as mature as a typical teenaged girl."
<To clarify...is that a joke?><You know, it actually became like five times harder to think of questions that aren't stupid or would bother you... What's beem your favorite advancement in technology?>>....sliced bread. I love eating sandwiches.<
"....I'm not too sure about most of them. We'll need to ask Yuri about Tamamo-no-Mae, and John Dee never did anything that's remotely like Anima."Who says Anima was only one of those? Didn't she say she's been around since ancient Greece, at least?"
Circe's too....evil to be Anima. Scathach seems the closest we can get."
Last I remember, Feros, Teskort and Neyravah are the only 'veterans' for this round.And, as noted, Neyravah didn't leave his world voluntarily.
Related theory: While the various Siblings are content to kill the clone (because they don't realize he isn't the real Target), the angels know the truth and are frankly sick of their pointless, low-paying jobs (or something) and want to kill the real Target.Theory: The Warrens is actually owned by Ciro, and he uses it as a free loot machine. He sends clones in, which explains the cycles.Second theory based on that one: The Warrens is actually owned by The Target, who sends blank clones in and takes over their empty minds, so he can watch in first person the movie that we call a "cycle". It's way funnier for him.
Behold! I am Ketarus Mechanicus, the Grinding Gears of Oblivion. Your gods have failed you. Their foolishness and violent natures have led to my emergence. This Kalpa is over. Oblivion is coming. All things must end.Neyravah heard, and feared. But They had greater, more immediate concerns. Besides, what good would it do to defeat the Gears, and in the process prove the being right?
But I offer you all a chance. Your gods would risk the end of all. You worshipped them, and they repaid you with death and sorrow. There will be a new kalpa. One without murder. Without sorrow. Your gods demand temples to stave off the end of their age, becasue they are weak and cruel. They gives words of salvation they cannot deliver. Witness! Some had fled a previous Kalpa, abandoning their peoples to do so.
I offer another way. Even now, my servants transverse the ocean to your worlds. Go to them. When this universe is undone, you shall be preserved, and assume new life in the next. But if you fight, if you struggle, I have no choice to rend you into nothing, and never again will your mind be known in a kalpa. When your gods demand worship, lead your prayers to me. Dedicate your temple to the Machine, for that way lies harmony, that way lies perfection.
All things must end, but you may yet begin anew.
Good thing the team leader is the intelligent one though (And possibly the wise one, if no-one else has a bigger wisdom score than himMy character has an Intelligence of 18 and a Wisdom of 17. And items that boost both of those.)
((He came back to drop off the book as he promised.))In that case, the information was relayed verbally.
Kyle turns to Will.((Didn't he leave? Also, it's been a good while. At least 10-15 minutes, maybe half an hour.))
"Did you need to text that to me?"
Kyle, I found a guy with an ability to create various types of materials, or enchant them, or something. He set up some kind of business, making improved steel and such for contractors and militaries. He claims to have discovered a new alloy, but I don't buy it. It's almost certainly magical. Sound good?
