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@GWG That would be about 20 Japanese orphans. Plus, blame Sen for the genocide part. Also, the lol was for the sky part.

You suck at lol placement.

Rabid elephants, the FTW projects, everything being on fire, etc, etc. Everything I could remember off by heart at the time.

Heh heh heh. Got an English translation?

Secrecy GWG, Secrecy. They prefer the area and they have an artifical sky due to the magics of the villagers, who all are pretty much dead cept for the kids lol.

I'm sure the sky is really helpful for making gardens, hunting, and basically doing everything they need to do, only they need to go a lot farther to do it. And people running around on a mountain aren't that much less conspicuous than a village.
And don't joke about genocide. It's not cool.

P.S. Who thinks Arya would be willing to adopt a bunch of Japanese orphans?

With his INT, I doubt he could class into wizard. just saying

Wolfcastle said it best.

Quote from: GreatWyrmGold on January 11, 2014, 08:42:35 am

Quote from: Sirus on January 11, 2014, 04:09:26 am

Apparently piggyback rides haven't been invented in this world yet

Piggyback rides are inefficient for long-term travel, and in such a situation unpleasant for both parties.

Quote from: Remuthra on January 11, 2014, 08:00:11 am

What if I built a carriage for him to ride in? I could wear it like a backpack.

That would be silly, but it could work.

Whether they're inefficient or not(and pleasantness is not for you to decide, when one of us is about the size of the other's head, and easily a light load), it could be done.

I'd say that four-year-olds are a size category smaller than me. I can't imagine it would be significantly better carrying them piggyback than on my shoulders.
Besides, piggyback rides occupy the arms of both individuals.

Also, sadly Remuthra, Prestidigitation still needs a 10 Intelligence to cast as a Wizard. If you were an Illumian you could base your casting off strength, though.

New quest: Re-assemble the Ritual of the Words Made Flesh (or whatever it's called, I don't have my copy of Races of Destiny with me).

The Ultimate Warrior is a strict believer in the power of foreign policy through force. Why bargain with other people when you can punch them in the face and take their stuff?

Why yes, The Ultimate Warrior is running for President of the USA next term!

That would be an awesome debate.
"Alright, let's move onto our next subject. What are your thoughts on ObamaCare?"
"It's a waste of money!"
"It would have worked better if the Republicans didn't gut it."
"Stupid candidates!" (smashing)
I picked the one topic I couldn't think of a good line for. Let's try again.
"What are your feelings on the prolonged conflicts in the Middle East?"
"We need to keep it up, before groups like Al Queda can take power."
"It's gone on far too long already!"
"Ooh. Lots of smashing."

((We'll worry about the dead when we know we won't be joining them.))

The orc stares at the scholar, contempt in his eyes.
 ‘Evidence?’ His hands clench into fists. ‘The pile got bigger,even he agrees. Would you care to tell me how?’

"I wasn't watching, how would I know? I would suggest that everyone else check their own pockets. If anyone is missing coin, then we simply take coins from the dwarf's pile and return them. If not, then check the piles for the same. If there is nowhere missing coins that should be there, then the dwarf cannot be cheating, can he?"

"Well, with this programming skill, might as well be self-employed. Could even make some naughty manga and try selling it." Treating her as a human being seems to be good for her right now.

Excellent use of programming skill.

((Where did she get the knife?))

Kitchen, maybe?
It would be amusing if Luna tried to pleasure herself with a butter knife. I mean in the cutting sense, get your mind out of the gutter.

a village inside of a cave

That explains some stuff, but...why were they inside a cave? That is poor judgement for a permanent residence.

Speaking of him, Albrecht is looking around for a way of shutting down Sen without being caught or violence.

Does "set all the paper on fire" count as violence?

[MIND:13+15]
Yeah, the UAV locks onto jack fucking shit.

I feel sorry for Jack. He must have had a tough life already, and now he's being followed by a random UAV.

...jumping onto her lap not unlike cats are wont to do when their people are upset.

What kinds of cats have you been around? In my experience, cats jump into your lap when they want to be petted ir if they think you'll give them treats.

((What level of reading is Meme at?))

1. That was Alice, who was previously reading American Psycho, so most anything should be fine for her.
2. Meme is in Angel's second grade class, so she's pretty smart. Reading level...probably at least kindergarten, first grade.

>Quit being a baby. You lost 20 out of 219 HP.<

<IT STILL FEELS LIKE I'M FUCKING DYING RICHARD! I HAVE A FUCKING KATANA IN MY CHEST AND YOU WANT ME TO JUST WALK IT OFF?>

<Kyle, it's a free katana, just take it as compensation and walk it off.>

This exchange is now free for the world to see on TV Tropes.

Selina transformed and followed with a bow, shooting arrows into the enemy to help with the combat.

How did she get to Yuri's house?

He's locked her out of the closet after telling her to go try and comfort Ashley.

Kyle's hiding in his closet?
Has to be said...he needs to come out.

Quote from: RangerCado on January 11, 2014, 02:32:57 pm

((...I might as well add another baby to my character list unless Elf still wants control))

She giggles, her wings gently flapping as she smiled. She couldn't fly yet, but she seemed very happy to see Kyle.

((All I will specify from now on:
Her power is metamagic; manipulation of magical currents.
Please don't name her something stupid.
I reserve all rights to use her in any future games set in the RotMG universe as an NPC.))

I vote that she is also good with some kind of technological stuff.

Irrationality? Also Kyle is stuck because no one will release him from Nuriel.

Sorry. Offline (aka asleep/packing) for a while, then online for a bit, then I had to head back to college which made me lose a couple more hours. Then I had to catch up on dozens of pages.
I would have dropped Kyle off at Maria's if I wasn't...busy. Let's pretend that happened.

No. I have my own dimension of buttered popcorn.
It's eternally warm and delicious.

How big a dimension?
*readies a plane shift spell*

Quote from: Empiricist on January 11, 2014, 05:11:15 am

Well shit, Richard will point that out won't he?

Maaaaaaybbeeee~

Then Will will point out that that's stupid.

Quote from: Empiricist on January 11, 2014, 05:15:54 am

Yeah, which makes how the hell no one pointed out that they really don't like getting slashed even more odd.

That's my point. HOW THE FUCK HAS THAT NOT TURNED UP? What are these people doing that is so important that they can't spare a few seconds saying "Hey Ashley! Don't shiv me bro, kthxbai!" At around this point, it's starting to shift so that it's their fault for never bringing it up.

1. Ashley hasn't shived anyone except enemies. Or is it spelled shivved? Shivied?
2. It's one of those things that should be obvious.
3. Again, there is time where we aren't roleplaying.

Oh trust me, I feel guilty for making Kyle do it. Can you imagine what Kyle will think when he realizes what he did? You know, besides 'Well, it's a good time for seppeku'.

Cut out the seppeku and we have a metaphor for Will needling Kyle.

You missed a lot Cado. Kyle got stabbed, Sen has killed hyoma's family and summoned a demon, Hyoma is severly injured(broken arm and ribs and internal injuries), and Yuri.... Has Sen in a binding circle.

And Nuriel did nothing.
(Until I posted a bit ago.)

Also, on another tangent, for French class, they made us do posters for tourist spots in French. I found doing a normal place mainstream.
....so I did Boatmurdered.

Awesome. What did you describe about it?

Good job. Also I want to point out that the KylexMedea ship is just as viable. Was, I mean.

Nah. Medea was in a committed relationship, Ashley's just sorta mooning after Richard.

Huh. That was interesting.

I also appreciate the new division of turns. It makes it easier for me to find information relevant to me and post a turn before reading all the rest. Given that there seems to be a fair amount of stuff happening that's important to everyone, though, this was a...suboptimal turn to implement it in. Still, better now than never.

I wonder how the Judges will react to Ketarus. And how Ketarus will react to the Grand Factory. And how long we have until the Kalpa ends...

EDIT: What is the ring of spellbattle anyway?

It helps with identifying spells and counterspelling. So underwhelming...

Apparently piggyback rides haven't been invented in this world yet

Piggyback rides are inefficient for long-term travel, and in such a situation unpleasant for both parties.

What if I built a carriage for him to ride in? I could wear it like a backpack.

That would be silly, but it could work.

Who is silver-blood?

That would be me. Read my backstory. It's on my character sheet.